The Mission
We’re surrounded by giant alien robots. That’s right: giant effing alien effing robots! ‘Cept the government wants to keep it all a secret — and they’re doing a damn good job, ’cause right now you’re all like, “What? Giant effing alien robots? Huh? Where?”
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It all goes back to the government’s one big mistake. Remember the Mission City “incident” and how they told us it was just a “test of new robo-technology” by Mendelson Robotics that went haywire? Well, I went to the company site to check into their public elements, but as soon as I started investigating, the whole web site suddenly went down. Now their main (and only) page shows just their corporate logo. Um, hello? Could that BE any more suspicious???
So, who’s behind this conspiracy? Does it go all the way to the top? Are some of our government leaders actually alien robots in disguise? And more importantly, what does this all mean for humanity? Are we going to wake up tomorrow and find out we’re the slaves of giant alien robot masters?
Don’t worry. Our mission here at TRED is to find out all these answers and more. So keep your home page locked on TheRealEffingDeal.com for all the latest evidence on the Mission City cover-up and the international alien-robot conspiracy.
And THAT’s the Real Effing truth, bitches.
