Aliens, UFOS

Alien Armada Reaches Earth!!!

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Britain, Britain, Britain.  I should’ve known that’s where they’d land.  Why, you ask?  Uh, STONEHENGE??!!  Giant navigation system and communications device created by aliens several millennia ago???  Ring any bells?  Anyone?  Come on people, bone up on your history!

Anyway, check out this story.  Fifteen UFOs flying overheard every six minutes!  That adds up fast. And since it’s not all over the news, obviously the aliens are hiding out somewhere.  Maybe even in plain sight.  Waiting.  For something.  Something BIG.  Damn, I’m getting the freakies now.

So, TRED-heads all over the world, we want you to be on the lookout for any sign of alien invasions.  (Leo wants you to send whatever you find to us as an exclusive, but the point is to get the word out however you can.)  If we want to survive the invasion, we need to work together!!  Peoples of the world UNITE!  The future of the human race depends on it!

4 Comments on this article

  1. Seeker #1 says:

    If there are that many UFO’s and they are indeed alien robots as you so claim, I sure hope none of them are evil. Or big. That would just be Devastating.

  2. That’s a lot of UFOs. To our alien visitors: Please be friendly. We’ll leave you alone if you do the same.

  3. Methusalen says:

    That is quite a lot of UFO’s… It could be quite a concern if these NBE’s aren’t friendly. Devatating indeed! But a 6 minute interval? It’s almost like the second wave was chasing the first!

    It would have been awe-inspiring to have seen in person though. I wonder if they were seen elsewhere?

  4. Emkay says:

    I got the heebee-jeebees…

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