Check out this new and very, very unnerving development from the land of Outback Steakhouse and Hugh Jackman. This comes on the heels of our story just two days ago! It’s really getting freaky-freaky down there. Big-ups to Devil127 and Fyrehawk for the tips and links (story 1, story 2)
According to the “official” story, there was “no debris” or evidence of ANY KIND left in the crater…like some alien being did a galactic cannonball into the Australian desert and then just got up and WALKED AWAY. I want to stay clear of any *thing* — bot or not — that can do that! Imagine an elephant sitting on a juice box and you’re starting to get the idea. SQUIRT!
Let me leave you with this, a quote from one of the articles: “Space authorities said it was not uncommon for natural material to hit the earth, with about 100 tonnes of material entering the earth’s atmosphere every day.” That’s either 100 1-ton alien robots or 1 100-ton alien robot. I don’t know which I’d prefer. I think I’m going to go with NEITHER!
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Wow, it looks like Australia is *THE* top NBE vacation destination right now!
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They’re heeeere!
Well, someone decided to pay us a visit.
I agree Argent. though, It destroyed half of our mountain man! I LIVE in down under!
Well, whoever decided to drop in was pretty effing big. If it’s friendly, fine. I’ll be the first to say “Welcome to Earth, enjoy your stay”.
If it’s not friendly, then I want it to get the heck off of the planet.
…and die with no Oxygen in space, you could drink the diseased water from Mars, but…well, I would GTFO if I had the Tardis (Doctor Who)
i have seen evidence today that there are giant things ramaging around Perth, Shanghai and even Egypt. This truly is the 4 real deal
@ Taner: That’s a great idea, actually. Anyone around here have an extra Tardis handy?