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Important Notice about the Future of TRED

Sup, TRED-Heads!  I just wanted to give the official word that Operation Invasion de Campus is a success!   Me and the boys are all headed to the same school — and we’re talking Ivy League, baby!  Nothing but the best for TRED’s elite staff.  East coast, here we come!

But now things get real interesting.  Operation Hot Freshmen 55.  “What’re you talking about, Leo?”  I’ll tell you what I’m talking about.  Me and the guys are gonna fill our dorm hall with hot chicks from the incoming class.  Sharkatron3000 is already working his computer hacking magic to make the arrangements!  Me, Fass, and Sharkatron are gonna be surrounded by the hottest frosh babes in the whole school.  We’re gonna get our freaky-freak on!  College is going to be AWESOME!!!!

On a side note, Fass and Sharkatron are gonna be rooming together, which left me high and dry.  Sharsky tried to get me a single, but no dice.  I just hope my roommate isn’t just some kind of total dork.

Last, we just wanted to let everyone know that we gotta suspend operations on the site while we make the move to the east coast.  Next time you see us, we’ll be blogging from college!!!

We’ll see all you dudes again when when get to the right coast!

Fuel the Jet!

Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mini-death-tank-BOT!

This was just sent into TRED HQ and it’s got me REALLY looking over my shoulder now. I used to love me some remote controlled cars (trucks, tanks, whatever) when I was a kid!  I even still have some in my room somewhere — I’m not using them, they’re just there. There’s nothing wrong with that.  But anyway, now I’m thinking about destroying ALL OF THEM.  First that model airplane from France goes nuts, now THIS! That thing nearly took out the ENTIRE WALL!!!!

The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

Aliens, Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, TRED, UFOS, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mission City Update!

So excited!! Just got a package from that mysterious Agent X! Wish I knew who this dude was so I could send him a candy-gram.  I love this guy!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

(more…)

Babes, MUNN

IRON MUNN!

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Can barely type — too excited.  Okay, I don’t know about you, but I LOVED IRON MAN (man in robot suit — SWEET!)!  I mean, it couldn’t have been ANY better.  Well, okay, it could have been improved in one way: they could’ve cast Olivia Munn in it.

But I’m now willing to forgive that oversight, because the filmmakers have obviously learned their lesson for the sequel, WHICH WILL FEATURE THE BREATH-TAKING MISS MUNN!  Oh yeah, boyz, you heard me right!!!  Set your clocks for May 2010!!  Only 11 months to go….

OliviaMunn.com confirms the truth!

Conspiracy, General Geekiness, high science

Teleportation Coming Our Way

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Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS, Video

UFO over Virginia? Or Are They Just Blowing Smoke ?


This video is a great example of why we need to be VIGILANT, TRED-heads!  Why we need to keep our eyes open, AND our minds, as we scour the world for sightings of alien invasion activity.  After all these undeniable photos and vids of our new intruders “hiding out” (more like peeking out) all over this planet, it seems strange to pay attention to this fuzzy vid of an uncertain UFO sighting at King’s Dominion Amusement Park in Virginia.  BUT!  We must not take anything for granted at this point.  Because these giant alien robots are getting here SOMEHOW — and from what we’ve seen, they might even be transforming themselves into UFOs to be their own inter-galactic transporters, right?  So it’s possible — just possible — that this gray ring floating in plain sight was an alien robot scouting its perfect landing pad.

Or, as some observers have said, the ring is just a smoke ring from the nearby volcano ride at the park.  Hmph.  Well that’s not very exciting.  And wouldn’t it be a shame if we all decided it WAS a smoke ring, and we blew it off (get it?), and then suddenly that thing landed and came to blow away our hometowns??? So, what I am saying is that we must be suspicious of EVERYTHING, we must investigate, we must never stop searching until we know the TRUTH!  Because maybe the government planted those people with the volcano-smoke-ring theories to throw us off the scent.  Or maybe — just maybe — we are being tested by the aliens to see which types of sightings we respond to — a little space reconn — so they can build up their arsenal of sneak attack strategies.

EITHER WAY, we must stay alert and be ready to smoke them out!

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

Another UFO Down Under!

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Hey, TRED-heads! Devil127 just alerted us to something he heard on the radio about another UFO crash-landing in Bendaberg Queensland Australia.

Here are a few (1, 2) older stories about the same sorta deal down there, is this new info a rescue party or something? whats going on?

More government denials, this time from one of our major allies!  And I quote from the article: “So there we have it, yet another top ranking politician alluding to a government within a government that might know something about the topic but isn’t telling anyone, even elected officials and party heads.”  They know something, but what?  That we’re about to be invaded and they don’t want people panicking in the streets?  Or that the governments CONTROL these giant robots somehow, or maybe that they’re BUILDING them?

Either way, we DO know that it’s not just the U.S. government that’s covering this up.  It’s the ENTIRE EFFING WORLD!  I wonder if the U.N. is overseeing all of this?  Maybe it’s us against the whole planet.  Which is why what we’re doing here is more important than ever.  You want the truth, read TRED!

BS

That Meteor Hitting the Kid Story

A bunch of you have sent in links to this story about a 14-year-old getting hit by a meteor in Germany.  But it all just didn’t add up.  I mean, he got grazed in the hand and then the meteorite slammed into the ground and made a 1-foot crater!  Are you effing with me??

So I had Fassinator run some calculations in his astrophysics apps (amazing what the iPhone can do these days — 3.0 rocks!) and he confirmed there’s no way the incident could’ve happened like it’s been reported.

So that got us to thinking — is this another government cover-up?  What if an alien was landing and that’s what made the crater?  And this kid saw it so they said, if you keep quiet, we’ll make you famous.  And that’s when they conjured up this wack story. We won’t link to it or post images, it would only further THEIR agenda.

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

ROBOT SNAKES! ! !

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Hey, TRED-heads!  I want to thank Emkay for the line on this story

Now we’ve seen robots that look like robots and robots that look like cars, trucks, and motorcycles, but this one looks like an effing SNAKE!  If humans can disguise robots as reptiles, think what the aliens could do!  Which means now we gotta check every animal we see to make sure it’s not a killer alien bot.  You never know, that cute little chihuahua might have a .50 caliber machinegun hidden inside it.

Beware of dogs!  And cats!  And everything!

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

Mecha. Friend or Foe?

inside-job_0

Yo, yo!  This story on the Mission City Incident comes to us direct from one of our new sources, TheWave:

Mr. Leo,
You speak often of the Mission City Incident.  While I agree that the exculpation of Mendelson Robotics is most improper, I cannot help but feel you are focusing on the wrong end of the equation;

-Mecha are demonstrably possible-

So it is not the “rescue robots” whose design the Pentagon has refused to make public that are the real “unexplainable” events of July 2007 is the worldwide communications blackout, or as the incident report calls it “power surge from an unknown energy source.”

As there was very nearly a war that weekend, the Americans seem not to be the source.  So what crashes television, radio, satellites and landlines– but leaves local radio intact?  This is not a Solar Flare.

That is the real trillion-dollar question.

-TheWave

If the Army dude in this PopSci article can build an effing robot “designed to mimic human movements” in his garage, just IMAGINE what the Pentagon can do!!!!!