But now things get real interesting.  Operation Hot Freshmen 55.  “What’re you talking about, Leo?”  I’ll tell you what I’m talking about.  Me and the guys are gonna fill our dorm hall with hot chicks from the incoming class.  Sharkatron3000 is already working his computer hacking magic to make the arrangements!  Me, Fass, and Sharkatron are gonna be surrounded by the hottest frosh babes in the whole school.  We’re gonna get our freaky-freak on!  College is going to be AWESOME!!!!

On a side note, Fass and Sharkatron are gonna be rooming together, which left me high and dry.  Sharsky tried to get me a single, but no dice.  I just hope my roommate isn’t just some kind of total dork.

Last, we just wanted to let everyone know that we gotta suspend operations on the site while we make the move to the east coast.  Next time you see us, we’ll be blogging from college!!!

We’ll see all you dudes again when when get to the right coast!

Fuel the Jet!

The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

It’ll take me a while to go through everything, much of it is crazy encrypted and almost un-hackable (almost) but here’s what i’ve been able to put together so far.

1. There’s TONS of documents, videos, and audio clips, which means this division was around a long effing time!

2. These guys were masters of disinformation.  Looks like they were pulling the wool over humanity’s eyes for decades.

3. X apparently used to work for these dudes.  I guess he decided he couldn’t live with the lies anymore so he turned on them.  And they came after him full force.

4. Someone shut down this agency about two years ago — around the time of the Mission City Incident.  Coincidence?  I think not!

5. X has been on the run since then — the government is still out to get him for violating his oath.  Even though he thinks of himself as a patriot, they think he’s a traitor.  He’s barely managed to stay alive.  Right now they’re closing in on him.  He doesn’t know how much longer he can evade them.

6. X made contact with us now because he’s worried that something horrible is about to happen and the people of the world need to know, even though using any form of communication at all puts him in grave danger.

If this brief write-up of what X sent me doesn’t freak you out enough or if you don’t believe any of what X has sent us, there’s more!

I got an e-mail from DevHawk with a link, a vid featuring data from this “Sector 7.”  Looks like he somehow got hold of a bunch of S7 robot sightings around the world with some audio clips of Agent X — who I’m guessing must be our X — talking about stuff that’s referenced in these files. Keep up the good work DevHawk, that’s some hella research.

If this is true, this cover-up goes deeper and wider than we ever thought.

There’s a lot more to this story!  As soon as we get to school and get everything back up and running, we’re gonna blow the lid off this whole conspiracy!

Can barely type — too excited.  Okay, I don’t know about you, but I LOVED IRON MAN (man in robot suit — SWEET!)!  I mean, it couldn’t have been ANY better.  Well, okay, it could have been improved in one way: they could’ve cast Olivia Munn in it.

But I’m now willing to forgive that oversight, because the filmmakers have obviously learned their lesson for the sequel, WHICH WILL FEATURE THE BREATH-TAKING MISS MUNN!  Oh yeah, boyz, you heard me right!!!  Set your clocks for May 2010!!  Only 11 months to go….

OliviaMunn.com confirms the truth!

Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.

Or, as some observers have said, the ring is just a smoke ring from the nearby volcano ride at the park.  Hmph.  Well that’s not very exciting.  And wouldn’t it be a shame if we all decided it WAS a smoke ring, and we blew it off (get it?), and then suddenly that thing landed and came to blow away our hometowns??? So, what I am saying is that we must be suspicious of EVERYTHING, we must investigate, we must never stop searching until we know the TRUTH!  Because maybe the government planted those people with the volcano-smoke-ring theories to throw us off the scent.  Or maybe — just maybe — we are being tested by the aliens to see which types of sightings we respond to — a little space reconn — so they can build up their arsenal of sneak attack strategies.

EITHER WAY, we must stay alert and be ready to smoke them out!

Hey, TRED-heads! Devil127 just alerted us to something he heard on the radio about another UFO crash-landing in Bendaberg Queensland Australia.

Here are a few (1, 2) older stories about the same sorta deal down there, is this new info a rescue party or something? whats going on?

More government denials, this time from one of our major allies!  And I quote from the article: “So there we have it, yet another top ranking politician alluding to a government within a government that might know something about the topic but isn’t telling anyone, even elected officials and party heads.”  They know something, but what?  That we’re about to be invaded and they don’t want people panicking in the streets?  Or that the governments CONTROL these giant robots somehow, or maybe that they’re BUILDING them?

Either way, we DO know that it’s not just the U.S. government that’s covering this up.  It’s the ENTIRE EFFING WORLD!  I wonder if the U.N. is overseeing all of this?  Maybe it’s us against the whole planet.  Which is why what we’re doing here is more important than ever.  You want the truth, read TRED!

So I had Fassinator run some calculations in his astrophysics apps (amazing what the iPhone can do these days — 3.0 rocks!) and he confirmed there’s no way the incident could’ve happened like it’s been reported.

So that got us to thinking — is this another government cover-up?  What if an alien was landing and that’s what made the crater?  And this kid saw it so they said, if you keep quiet, we’ll make you famous.  And that’s when they conjured up this wack story. We won’t link to it or post images, it would only further THEIR agenda.

Now we’ve seen robots that look like robots and robots that look like cars, trucks, and motorcycles, but this one looks like an effing SNAKE!  If humans can disguise robots as reptiles, think what the aliens could do!  Which means now we gotta check every animal we see to make sure it’s not a killer alien bot.  You never know, that cute little chihuahua might have a .50 caliber machinegun hidden inside it.

Beware of dogs!  And cats!  And everything!

Yo, yo!  This story on the Mission City Incident comes to us direct from one of our new sources, TheWave:

Mr. Leo,
You speak often of the Mission City Incident.  While I agree that the exculpation of Mendelson Robotics is most improper, I cannot help but feel you are focusing on the wrong end of the equation;

-Mecha are demonstrably possible-

So it is not the “rescue robots” whose design the Pentagon has refused to make public that are the real “unexplainable” events of July 2007 is the worldwide communications blackout, or as the incident report calls it “power surge from an unknown energy source.”

As there was very nearly a war that weekend, the Americans seem not to be the source.  So what crashes television, radio, satellites and landlines– but leaves local radio intact?  This is not a Solar Flare.

That is the real trillion-dollar question.

-TheWave

If the Army dude in this PopSci article can build an effing robot “designed to mimic human movements” in his garage, just IMAGINE what the Pentagon can do!!!!!