Oh, snap! I can’t believe I missed this! Many, many, MANY thanks to Methusalen for forwarding the link. Friday June 19th will be the BEST DAY EVER!
We at TRED have been busy working on a lot of great stuff and it’ll all be coming your way soon. We’re getting FLOODED with reports from people in the field! Thanks everyone for sending in your material. Keep it coming!
Methusalen, you ROCK!!! FTJ!!!
Check out another (taped) live speech by yours truly, Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz. Even the Prez is doing vlogs now, dudes! Guess I’m setting a trend. Naturally.
We’ve got some EXCITING news this time around. Something we’ve been working on since we took the SATs. Big things are afoot for TRED. What?, I can hear you asking all the way across cyberspace. Get in the know by clicking that play button now!
Yo, TRED-heads! You will find this vid on NO OTHER SITE! This is a GENUINE REAL EFFING DEAL EXCLUSIVE!!!! (Although I’m sure everyone will start linking to it once they see it.)
One of our sources sent in this home video — it’s footage from this past New Years shot on the riverfront in downtown Savannah, GA not long after midnight, but he (or she) only noticed the strange “anomaly” recently. It goes by in the blink of an eye, so don’t worry if you miss it the first time. To help you out, Fassinator worked his wizardry to dupe it and make it slo-mo, so you can see EXACTLY what’s going on.
You’re looking at the FIRST OFFICIAL UFO siting of 2009! And you can only find it right here on TRED!! FTJ, baby! FTJ!!!
Aliens, Conspiracy, General Geekiness, Spielberg, UFOS
Sup, homies.
I was just catching up on my email and found this message sent in by devoted TRED-head Mario Maisto all the way from Naples, Italy!
He attached a bunch of images (see below) along with this amazing analysis about UFOs watching Steven Spielberg’s film JAWS. Mario’s obviously put loads of time and effort into this, and its pretty rock solid as far as i can tell.
So if you want your mind blown wide open with truth, read on!
Apocalypse, Robotics Gone Wild, Video
Yo, TRED-heads, thanks to our dedicated detective Agent Elemento P, we’ve got another spine-tingler here for you. Watch this video of new robot cop technology — the action starts at :44 seconds in, and tell me you don’t get chills. (The dramatic score helps.)
These Real Effing Robo Cops are smoother than C3PO, lighter than the Terminator, and WAY MORE DEADLY than Wall-E. (They’re not as cute, either.) Just seeing the second robodude surrounded by all those flesh and blood humans is nerve-wracking — I keep waiting for him to go rogue and take out an entire marketplace in one 360-degree discharge of his machine gun appendage.
And what of those little guys in the woods? They seem like toys, but I bet they’re the MOST deadly — it’s all about the element of surprise, right? One of those little buggers could slip into your garage unnoticed and hide behind the lawn mower. I’m just sayin’.
When this planet finally gets itself together, we can use these human-controlled robot snipers to defend against alien invaders. Nothing like some Earth-robot-on-alien-robot action. But stay alert TRED- ers, because these “cute” Robo-killers MUST NOT FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS!
Aliens, Robotics Gone Wild, Video
And, yo, if you see something else like this, send it to us ASAP (and not to ANYONE else, if you know what I mean).
Aliens, Image, Robotics Gone Wild
Okay TRED-heads, what is going on? I leave town for five seconds, and suddenly the planet is crawling with giant alien robots??? Check out this picture sent to us from a sharp-eyed bot hunter in MACHU PICHU! Machu Pichu, people. The ruins are lovely, but what the hell is that in the background??!?!? I don’t think he was there just to pick up some postcards. Besides, WHERE would he be sending those postcards? And TO WHOM? (Or to WHAT?)
Is this the planning of a full-scale invasion? I mean, first they’re all over Great Britain, then they hunker down in Wisconsin, (sure, I see that, I mean I like cheese as much as the next sentient being), and then AUSTRALIA, and now PERU? Is there a PATTERN here? Do these locations spell something out? If you connect the geographical dots, do they make a cute cartoon of a BRAIN-SUCKING DEATH BUNNY? Toto, I don’t think it’s safe here in Kansas anymore.
First off — I’M BACK!! I know you all missed me. “Where were you, Leo?” Glad you asked. I was at a three-day gaming competition. I was SO rocking the HALO 3 tournament. But after 72 hours of fighting the Convenant some 9-year-old dork finally beat me. I think he was on steroids. Or Red Bull. And I didn’t appreciate his “unsportsmanlike conduct” after he won, either. Nobody crunks at Leo Ponce De Leon Spitz!
Anyway, onto more important matters: a crazy scary robot story I just found here . You don’t even have to read the article, which is pretty sciencey — nutshell, it talks about how this JAST org is trying to figure out how to make bots think (anyone else think this is a BAD idea?) — all you have to do is watch the vid. I kept worrying that that robot was going to get super pissed at the idiot who can’t even put together a couple of blocks and rip his head off with that huge mechanical arm-claw. (Although, if I’d been that bot, I might’ve gone berserk on that moron, too.)
It’s science dudes like this who create tech we can’t control which only makes the world a scarier place. Here’s what they said about developing independent, thinking robots: “Before robots like this one can be let loose around humans, however, they will have to learn some manners. Humans know how to behave according to the context they are in. This is subtle and would be difficult for a robot to understand.” Manners? Um, yeah, like how TEARING PEOPLE’S FACES OFF is NOT good?! I’m SO glad it will be “difficult” for these bots to understand. Now I feel MUCH better….
Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS, Video
Yo, yo, yo. This story comes direct from one of our followers who’s been scouring the web for proof the government knows the aliens are here. Watch the whole vid, but pay special attention to the section that starts at 38 seconds in. Is it me or does that astronaut sound pretty EFFING calm about following an alien spacecraft around the planet?
From Agent Elemento :
Check out this site reporting about NASA’s YouTuve UFO clips.
In just two short years, Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz has gone from unknown sixteen-year-old techie working out of his parents’ third bathroom off their kitchen in Lawrence, Kansas, to the savvy, international cybermedia mogul he is today.
