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Aliens, Robotics Gone Wild, UFOS

Broke Bot???

06.23.2009

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atmfoot1
Take a look at this pic from an ATM surveillance camera dated May 12th! I get weirded out when it’s just a HUMAN hanging around while I’m taking cash out of the ATM. Imagine if it was a robot!!! Shiver.

According to our source, that ATM was robbed less than a minute after this photo was snapped. Which begs the question: What does a bot need with money? Well, one of our commenters theorized that maybe the alien robots have the technology to look like one of us. So if that’s true, then maybe they’d need cash as part of their disguise!

What a frightening thought, people! Now we need to be wary of cars, trucks, toys, and HUMAN BEINGS!

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Aliens, Robotics Gone Wild, UFOS, Video

SK8TE and DIE?!

06.22.2009

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Check it.  A dude I met at last year’s Comic Con just sent me this link to a vid he posted today.  He wishes to remain nameless as he’s got a few unpaid tickets for “moving violations” from cops who obviously hate skaters.  Anyway, he just shot this footage yesterday — in fact, he didn’t see the bot in the background when it happened as he was in the middle of falling on his ass.

He only noticed it when he was uploading it. Knowing our mission to bring the world the truth about aliens and robots, he immediately forwarded me the link.  Thanks, dude!  I owe you!

So now we know: the bots operating unopposed on American soil.  Cops, quit ticketing cool skaters and start doing something about the giant alien effing robots strutting around like they own the place — why don’t you ticket THEM?

I can’t BELIEVE none of this has gotten on the news.  I mean, CNN, MSNBC and all those cable news networks spend half their time just showing clips from YouTube and Twitter feeds already.  And yet they seem to care more about Ashton Kutcher’s grocery list than an alien invasion???  Obviously the government’s gotten to them.  We here at TRED, however, are not the bureaucracy’s bitch.

I’m just glad homie didn’t get wasted by that robot.

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Babes, Conspiracy, General Geekiness

Stealth Bots!

06.18.2009

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First off, I want to give a shout-out to all the people out there buying TRED merch!  You’re gonna look so effing cool.  Some people have written me saying they’re thinking about wearing their merch and getting together to go to the movies next Wednesday at 12:01 am.  The TRED gear will help them recognize each other.  Have a great time, dudes!!

Back to business. Ever helpful Agent Elemento P tracked down this story.

Okay, does anyone think it’s a GOOD idea to make robots that can sneak up on you?  What if this “algorithm” falls into the wrong hands?  The article calls it “creepy.”  Damn straight!  I’d like to avoid any “robots waiting in the shadows” if that’s all right with you, Dr. Park.

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, Apocalypse, Image

Robot in Egypt! Robot in Egypt!

06.18.2009

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vallykings079s

I remember SOMEONE saying that there were no more aliens in Egypt. Uh, ex-squeeze me???  Just take a look at a photo i found while trolling photobucket. It’s from the Valley of the Kings.  Now where is that…?  Oh yeah…EGYPT!!! Notice the crazy shadow that could NOT HAVE BEEN MADE BY ANYTHING EARTH BASED!

My assessment is that it must be standing on the hill watching us earthling do our earthly things, not even trying  to hide!

The person who posted it clearly doesn’t get the significance of this. Don’t you get it, dude?  It’s an ALIEN!

Which means, all us humans are in this together.  We gotta forget our differences and fight off the alien invasion as a united force or we’re finished!

See the full image after the break!

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Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, Apocalypse, Robotics Gone Wild, UFOS, Video

Anarchy in the UK!

06.18.2009

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Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.”  I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.

So, motorcycle, we have one question for you.  To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you?  Who who?  Who who?”  Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to.  Why?  Are you perhaps an ally?  Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves?  Talk to us!  Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.

I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.”  I’m guessing he completely freaked out.  That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.

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Aliens, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

EXCLUSIVE! It IS Japan and all But. . .

06.11.2009

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Another TRED-head who’d like to remain anonymous just sent us this link. We’re the FIRST on the net to break this story.

Now we all know the Land of the Rising Sun is known for robots of all stripes — small to effing huge — so spotting a bot in Japan is normally no big deal.  But this one’s LOOSE.  And HIDING.  And it looks more advanced than any Japanese robot I’ve ever seen.  I’m starting to correlate all the data we’ve been getting for the last few days and all I can say is, this is NOT good, people.  They’re landing, spreading all over the world, and lying in wait for…something.  Why are they here?  Either they want our resources, they want to enslave us, they want to use our planet as their new homeworld…or maybe something else.  We’ll probably never know until it’s way too late.

Keep your eyes and ears open!  Report what you find back here!

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

THINGS JUST GOT EFFING SERIOUS

06.09.2009

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So I’ve been cruising the WORLD wide web for the past week or so and I came across this Italian video.  I can’t read or speak Italian, so I don’t know what it says or what the people in the vid are saying (can anyone translate?), but it doesn’t matter because what I saw is SERIOUSLY freaking me out.  I dare you to go look at it yourself and say it doesn’t give you the willies!

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, UFOS

Alien Armada Reaches Earth!!!

06.03.2009

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PD*29249938

Britain, Britain, Britain.  I should’ve known that’s where they’d land.  Why, you ask?  Uh, STONEHENGE??!!  Giant navigation system and communications device created by aliens several millennia ago???  Ring any bells?  Anyone?  Come on people, bone up on your history!

Anyway, check out this story.  Fifteen UFOs flying overheard every six minutes!  That adds up fast. And since it’s not all over the news, obviously the aliens are hiding out somewhere.  Maybe even in plain sight.  Waiting.  For something.  Something BIG.  Damn, I’m getting the freakies now.

So, TRED-heads all over the world, we want you to be on the lookout for any sign of alien invasions.  (Leo wants you to send whatever you find to us as an exclusive, but the point is to get the word out however you can.)  If we want to survive the invasion, we need to work together!!  Peoples of the world UNITE!  The future of the human race depends on it!

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

An Alien Spacecraft Saved Earth?

05.29.2009

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0_61_tunguska_kulik

What if some of the aliens out there are…good?

Okay, before you  flame me, check out this story.

Now think about it — an asteroid/meteorite is probably what killed all the dinosaurs.  And they were effing HUGE!  WE’D be snuffed out in the blink of an eye.  Given the existence of alien forces in the universe, which all of us at TRED believe in, it seems entirely possible that an alien mechanical construct could have been in orbit around earth in 1908 checking on the progress of humanity or something and saw the meteorite about to slam into the planet.  Knowing that all
life on earth was at stake, maybe it SACRIFICED itself to save us all.  They DID find that control panel carved with strange symbols in the middle of the blast site.

Although they never did come up with any more spacecraft debris. Hmmm…I wonder if the alien craft — or whatever it was — survived. Maybe it warped back to wherever it came from.  Or maybe it was heavily damaged and hid itself somewhere on earth.  What if it’s still here somewhere waiting to be found?  Unless some government got to it already.  Area 51, anyone?  Or maybe Kapustin Yar, the Soviet Union’s top secret military facility?

Maybe we’ll never know.  But I still think there’s a nano-possibility that some aliens might be on our side.  We’ll have to wait to see if any of them come to help us when the invasion begins….

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

The UK hit again! Vehicles electrically violated by EMP, but was it us or them?

05.17.2009

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daniel-848337113

AboveTopSecret reports on a story from the Gazette about a super strange and suspicious event from the land of fish and chips. It’s clearly an EMP but what is unclear is who was behind it? Was the Brit government testing out some new populace-controlling device or are our friends from outer space on a joy ride popping EMP blasts for fun? Watch your backsides people.

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