Sup, homies! So, when I saw this story, I got to thinking about the whole Mendelson Robotics mention in the Department of Defense’s Mission City report (see our Mission to get a look at the document). Now hold onto your cahones….
What if the government has alien technology in its possession and it’s secretly spreading it around the globe through a complex web of subsidiaries? These “garbage” robots can move around independently right under everyone’s noses reporting on everything they see, monitoring cell phone signals, even divulging the contents of your trash! (I mean, I got nothing to hide, but I’m just saying.) Think about it, dudes: Dustbots are the ULTIMATE spies!
Yo, look, maybe I’m wrong, but can you afford to take that chance? All I’m saying is we need to follow the thread all the way down to the truth. Did our government make a deal with aliens? Has some super-secret division of DoD learned how to MASS PRODUCE alien robot technology? Why start deploying these spy-bots in Italy? And most important of all, WHAT THE EFF ARE THEY DOING?
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Hmm… Interesting.
If we did make a deal with cybernetic aliens, what could we POSSIBLY give them? They’re obviously far more advanced than us so they wouldn’t need any of our primitive technology.
Maybe humans?
Emkay, what if they just need a home? What if they are refugees who no longer have a place to stay? One never knows.
Garbage bots secretly the secret agent spies of a secret government conspiracy? It would make sense, as innocent as these things appear, they would make a perfect cover for an intelligence-gathering bot. -Secret Alien Tech or not!
I mean, what’s next? Are they going to start posing inside an ice-cream truck? I see those things all over the place, accessing areas whereever familes (or specifically children) gather.
You’d have to be really dumb to think that they would upgrade to an ice cream truck. I mean if I was going to come to Earth, I would probably want to upgrade to a F-35 Raptor, or some kind of construction vehicle. Now that would be cool.
It’s not about being “cool”, seeker. It’s about hiding.
In plain sight.
All the awesomeness will be revealed when the time is right….
^ That’s what I’ve been thinking, Be Be Umbel. Took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh, and cool is over-rated.