The Real Effing Deal

This video  just came online a few hours ago, origin point: Berlin.

I ran the text through a translator app and got this:
“Have finally the traffic in the north of Berlin observed for my bachelor thesis (Automated identification of structures in the transport and far-reaching effect on the transport network in Northern Germany). Normally, very boring, but you look at this. My camera has totally gespinnt thereafter. The part was huge!”

I don’t know what “gespinnt” means, but he’s right, the “part” was effing huge!!  It looks to me like that car actually TURNED INTO a bot.  The physics just seem…impossible.  Unless the Germans have invented some kind of morphing technology…or maybe learned it from aliens.  Either way, here’s what worries me: if robots can hide IN PLAIN SIGHT, we’ll NEVER see it coming!  We could all be surrounded by bots right now.  What if this computer I’m using suddenly transforms into a killer cyber-organism because it doesn’t like what I’m typing???  Yeeesh!

Over the last few days we’ve had sightings CAUGHT ON TAPE in North and South America, Africa, Europe, Australia, and Asia — that’s SIX out of seven continents (and they’ve probably shown up in Antarctica but there’s no one there on vacation to capture them on video).  Obviously, they’re becoming less and less concerned with remaining hidden.  Which means they’re more and more concerned with something else — their mission to dominate earth!

I know I speak for Leo and Sharsky when I say, fear not TRED-heads, we are ON this!  Do NOT freak out.  I repeat, do NOT freak out.  You’ll probably feel better with a little retail therapy.  Maybe you should order something online.  You could, I don’t know, maybe get a t-shirt or a hat.  Hey, why not get something with the TRED logo?  (Sorry for the hard sell.  Leo says we’re “not going to make our numbers for this quarter” and we’re already in the planning stages of a BIG MOVE — more on that soon.)