The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

It’ll take me a while to go through everything, much of it is crazy encrypted and almost un-hackable (almost) but here’s what i’ve been able to put together so far.

1. There’s TONS of documents, videos, and audio clips, which means this division was around a long effing time!

2. These guys were masters of disinformation.  Looks like they were pulling the wool over humanity’s eyes for decades.

3. X apparently used to work for these dudes.  I guess he decided he couldn’t live with the lies anymore so he turned on them.  And they came after him full force.

4. Someone shut down this agency about two years ago — around the time of the Mission City Incident.  Coincidence?  I think not!

5. X has been on the run since then — the government is still out to get him for violating his oath.  Even though he thinks of himself as a patriot, they think he’s a traitor.  He’s barely managed to stay alive.  Right now they’re closing in on him.  He doesn’t know how much longer he can evade them.

6. X made contact with us now because he’s worried that something horrible is about to happen and the people of the world need to know, even though using any form of communication at all puts him in grave danger.

If this brief write-up of what X sent me doesn’t freak you out enough or if you don’t believe any of what X has sent us, there’s more!

I got an e-mail from DevHawk with a link, a vid featuring data from this “Sector 7.”  Looks like he somehow got hold of a bunch of S7 robot sightings around the world with some audio clips of Agent X — who I’m guessing must be our X — talking about stuff that’s referenced in these files. Keep up the good work DevHawk, that’s some hella research.

If this is true, this cover-up goes deeper and wider than we ever thought.

There’s a lot more to this story!  As soon as we get to school and get everything back up and running, we’re gonna blow the lid off this whole conspiracy!

Wow, check out this statue!  No, not the naked toga dude, the GIANT ALIEN ROBOT posing seductively in the background!  That ain’t no leaning Tower of Pisa, people.  What would that thing be doing in Italy?  Wait a second– Rome is the origin of Western Civilization, I wonder if these intruders are scouting out a location to start THEIR civilization on Earth.  What if they’re going to vini vidi vici all over our asses?

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Stay alert, TRED-heads!  There could be a serious offensive in the works here…

I remember SOMEONE saying that there were no more aliens in Egypt. Uh, ex-squeeze me???  Just take a look at a photo i found while trolling photobucket. It’s from the Valley of the Kings.  Now where is that…?  Oh yeah…EGYPT!!! Notice the crazy shadow that could NOT HAVE BEEN MADE BY ANYTHING EARTH BASED!

My assessment is that it must be standing on the hill watching us earthling do our earthly things, not even trying  to hide!

The person who posted it clearly doesn’t get the significance of this. Don’t you get it, dude?  It’s an ALIEN!

Which means, all us humans are in this together.  We gotta forget our differences and fight off the alien invasion as a united force or we’re finished!

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Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.”  I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.

So, motorcycle, we have one question for you.  To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you?  Who who?  Who who?”  Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to.  Why?  Are you perhaps an ally?  Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves?  Talk to us!  Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.

I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.”  I’m guessing he completely freaked out.  That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.

Yo, TRED-heads, thanks to our dedicated detective Agent Elemento P, we’ve got another spine-tingler here for you.  Watch this video of new robot cop technology — the action starts at :44 seconds in, and tell me you don’t get chills.  (The dramatic score helps.)

These Real Effing Robo Cops are smoother than C3PO, lighter than the Terminator, and WAY MORE DEADLY than Wall-E.  (They’re not as cute, either.)  Just seeing the second robodude surrounded by all those flesh and blood humans is nerve-wracking — I keep waiting for him to go rogue and take out an entire marketplace in one 360-degree discharge of his machine gun appendage.

And what of those little guys in the woods?  They seem like toys, but I bet they’re the MOST deadly — it’s all about the element of surprise, right?  One of those little buggers could slip into your garage unnoticed and hide behind the lawn mower.  I’m just sayin’.

When this planet finally gets itself together, we can use these human-controlled robot snipers to defend against alien invaders.  Nothing  like some Earth-robot-on-alien-robot action.  But stay alert TRED- ers, because these “cute” Robo-killers MUST NOT FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS!

Now, I like Pokemon just as much as the next geek – I mean hey it’s what got me into Magic the Gathering, and we all know how awesome that schizzle is. But if I had known back then that those cute little creatures were just a precursor to this ROLLING QUADRIPEDAL TENTACLED DEATH BUGGY, I probably would’ve stuck to G.I. Joe. At least he’s got a HEART.

Many thanks to Geekologie for bringing this nightmare to our attention.

I’m stunned. Just completely, utterly stunned. We are in giant effing trouble, people. Read the article at the DailyGalaxy and then go change your shorts.

People, people, PEOPLE! What are you thinking? The Japanese are about to entrust the care of their elderly to these ROBOTS? Talk about feeding people to the lions. And really, what’s that shebot got underneath her skirt? Japan, we need to talk.

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We are all doomed. And I’m not referring to the current state of the global stock markets….

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