Archive for the ‘General Geekiness’ Category

Conspiracy, General Geekiness, high science

Teleportation Coming Our Way

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Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.

Babes, Conspiracy, General Geekiness

Stealth Bots!

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First off, I want to give a shout-out to all the people out there buying TRED merch!  You’re gonna look so effing cool.  Some people have written me saying they’re thinking about wearing their merch and getting together to go to the movies next Wednesday at 12:01 am.  The TRED gear will help them recognize each other.  Have a great time, dudes!!

Back to business. Ever helpful Agent Elemento P tracked down this story.

Okay, does anyone think it’s a GOOD idea to make robots that can sneak up on you?  What if this “algorithm” falls into the wrong hands?  The article calls it “creepy.”  Damn straight!  I’d like to avoid any “robots waiting in the shadows” if that’s all right with you, Dr. Park.

Aliens, Conspiracy, General Geekiness, Spielberg, UFOS

EXCLUSIVE!! Aliens Love Spielberg!

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Sup, homies.

I was just catching up on my email and found this message sent in by devoted TRED-head Mario Maisto all the way from Naples, Italy!

He attached a bunch of images (see below) along with this amazing analysis about UFOs watching Steven Spielberg’s film JAWS.  Mario’s obviously put loads of time and effort into this, and its pretty rock solid as far as i can tell.

So if you want your mind blown wide open with truth, read on!

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Babes, General Geekiness

DENIED!

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As many of you know, the annual place to be when it comes to all things electronic gaming is E3. Many of you also know that you have to be a “professional” to get in.  So, we figured we’d go check it out and report back to all of YOU on the bevy of booth babes that would surely roam the convention floor.

But NOOOOOOO!!  Apparently, TRED isn’t “professional” enough for the fascists controlling access to the convention.  They denied our request to attend so we decided to “insert” some credentials into the E3 mainframe…both Sharkatron3000 and I tried backdooring the system to create passes but were again denied- they have some pretty powerful stuff– a bit suspect, actually.

So when Leo saw these pictures of all the babeliciousness (including his beloved Munn) he was way too bummed to even talk about it and asked me pass along the eye candy.

So here you are: enjoy the booth babes of E3….

Oh, and by the way, E3-Luddites, bloggers are the new generation — some of us are more professional than the so-called “mainstream media.”  So just you wait for next years’ expo.  Because the Fassinator is gonna get nasstinator on your assinator, and you’re gonna be very SORRY.  (Although, if you do decide to let us in, we’d love to come.)

General Geekiness, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

Burn BABY Burn?! Giant Fire-Breathing Robot Baby Invades Japan!

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The Japanese call this art. We here at TRED aren’t so sure — we think this may be the pre-cursor to a declaration of war. It has long been known that the Japanese have a greater respect and understanding of our circuitry-driven brethren that we do (and way more than the French). It would make perfect sense that they would strike a deal and team up- rather than combat a robotic takeover.

Crispy-fried video below!

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General Geekiness, UFOS

UFOs over London!

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Just where is this mysterious UFO formation headed? We at TRED are working on it, but this is just too brazen to be ignored. Even sightings expert Nick Pope is “baffled,” according to the article at The Register. And by the looks of it, those flying fartheads are heading towards us! NINE of them? What does that mean? Is it a message? Or just a full-scale INVASION? We’re on the case, people!


Conspiracy, General Geekiness, Video

“RAD” THAAD MISSLE TEST

Whoa — don’t tell us the government doesn’t know something. Check out this footage of a short range defensive missile in action. Terminal High Altitude Area Defense? Um, can anyone say INVASION LIKELY? What are they trying to stop with this thing? Do we really want to know?

Via the Missile Defense Agency

Babes, General Geekiness

The Perfect Storm (troopers)

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Not to rain on Leo’s parade, but Livi isnt the only tasty geek treat on the intertubes…

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Apocalypse, Conspiracy, General Geekiness, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

MKV-L = OMFG

You do the math….

General Geekiness, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

Yeah, Like the French Could Really Do This on their Own

All I’ll say here is that we all know the French, and really, this stinks covered up fromage.The french could never pull this off alone. The coding and AI are far beyond what they cold possibly create, but who are they hiding? And why? For what end???