Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.

Back to business. Ever helpful Agent Elemento P tracked down this story.

Okay, does anyone think it’s a GOOD idea to make robots that can sneak up on you?  What if this “algorithm” falls into the wrong hands?  The article calls it “creepy.”  Damn straight!  I’d like to avoid any “robots waiting in the shadows” if that’s all right with you, Dr. Park.

Sup, homies.

I was just catching up on my email and found this message sent in by devoted TRED-head Mario Maisto all the way from Naples, Italy!

He attached a bunch of images (see below) along with this amazing analysis about UFOs watching Steven Spielberg’s film JAWS.  Mario’s obviously put loads of time and effort into this, and its pretty rock solid as far as i can tell.

So if you want your mind blown wide open with truth, read on!

Article written by Mario Maisto
Analysis, videos and images made by Mario Maisto

First UFO Sighting in the film “Jaws”:

The object that appears in this fisrt  tape (First  UFO Sighting in the film “Jaws”) from as it is noticed in the images ”a” and ”b” it clearly passes behind the actors and boat therefore it can’t be a joke of the camera, besides it is noticed as it is perfectly spherical and therefore it can be affirmed that it is a “Foo Fighter” or “Orb” that is the classical bright sphere so it is to exclude any flying object to us known for evidence of the facts that is for dynamic of the motion and for relative form of the object in matter.

When I saw for the first time this sighting video (First UFO Sighting in the film “Jaws”) that is well known, I thought, as it is happened in the film “Milano – Palermo: il ritorno”, that even the passage of the UFO was not a single case and not only something accidental but I thought that probably there was a reason that these  not identified objects followed the video resumptions of the film for some purpose and that therefore there was the probability that these objects could make again the presence in some other scene and it needs to say that my intuition is become soon a reality in fact i discovered other two scenes in which these objects appear.

Analyzing the video of the Second  UFO Sighting in the film “Jaws” it is noticed by the images ”c” and ”d” that in this scene (very similar to the relative one to the FIrst Sighting UFO in the film “Jaws”) the object goes to the right toward the clouds for then to disappear behind of these as it happens from the image ”e”, making so to understand that this is not a product of a joke of the camera like a reflex besides this has a completely spherical form and therefore also in this case it can be defined “Foo Fighter” or “Orb” excluding so any flying object to us known that is for evidence of the facts for dynamics of the motion and for relative form of the object in matter.

Analyzing the video of the Third UFO Sighting  in the film “Jaws” drawn by the scenes cut of the film it is noticed that in this case from as I have described in the image ”i” the sphere performs a different trajectory in fact before it starts from the lower part in perpendicular direction to the mirror of the water as if it went out really out of the water then it performs a S curve approaching itself to the cinema set and it finally performs an almost rectilinear trajectory approaching more always itself to the cinema set, the approach of the object to the place of cinema resumption is testified by the fact what the object during its motion becomes more great and more in fact I can show this with  the image ”f” and with the image ”g” put in timeline so I can say that theobject moves in a three-dimensional space.

The object in matter has clearly a  circular shape as it is noticed by the images ”f”, ”g”, ”h” and ”i” besides what makes me affirm that the object is a three-dimensional object is that this shows areas of light (or of reflection) and gray areas in fact looking at the image ”h” I have marked with the n° 1 the darker circular crown which is the gray area and with the n° 2, the central circular brighter zone representing the area of reflection, therefore I can say that the circular object is a sphere that is three-dimensional.

A reflex, that is obviously bidimensional, is a projection and doesn’t have zones of shade therefore the hypothesis of the reflex is to exclude. Both for the dynamics of the motion of the object, and for its spheroidal shape and because this during the motion flashes assuming at times some contours of red color, it is to exclude any other flying object that we can identify.

Mario Maisto YouTube channel:
http://www.youtube.com/user/mar6mar1

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Thanks Mario, and ummmm, wow. – Leo

As many of you know, the annual place to be when it comes to all things electronic gaming is E3. Many of you also know that you have to be a “professional” to get in.  So, we figured we’d go check it out and report back to all of YOU on the bevy of booth babes that would surely roam the convention floor.

But NOOOOOOO!!  Apparently, TRED isn’t “professional” enough for the fascists controlling access to the convention.  They denied our request to attend so we decided to “insert” some credentials into the E3 mainframe…both Sharkatron3000 and I tried backdooring the system to create passes but were again denied- they have some pretty powerful stuff– a bit suspect, actually.

So when Leo saw these pictures of all the babeliciousness (including his beloved Munn) he was way too bummed to even talk about it and asked me pass along the eye candy.

So here you are: enjoy the booth babes of E3….

Oh, and by the way, E3-Luddites, bloggers are the new generation — some of us are more professional than the so-called “mainstream media.”  So just you wait for next years’ expo.  Because the Fassinator is gonna get nasstinator on your assinator, and you’re gonna be very SORRY.  (Although, if you do decide to let us in, we’d love to come.)

The Japanese call this art. We here at TRED aren’t so sure — we think this may be the pre-cursor to a declaration of war. It has long been known that the Japanese have a greater respect and understanding of our circuitry-driven brethren that we do (and way more than the French). It would make perfect sense that they would strike a deal and team up- rather than combat a robotic takeover.

Crispy-fried video below!

Fire Fire Fire! Holy ESS – run!

However, if this is just art, we applaud it in all its fire-breathing awesomeness.

Gizmodo has more

Just where is this mysterious UFO formation headed? We at TRED are working on it, but this is just too brazen to be ignored. Even sightings expert Nick Pope is “baffled,” according to the article at The Register. And by the looks of it, those flying fartheads are heading towards us! NINE of them? What does that mean? Is it a message? Or just a full-scale INVASION? We’re on the case, people!

Via the Missile Defense Agency

Not to rain on Leo’s parade, but Livi isnt the only tasty geek treat on the intertubes…

Olivia is hot and all but the Fassinator’s taste runs on different tracks– and Yes, it’s a perfect storm when all those things things come together in one picture! Here we have a beautiful lakeside setting, bringing back our warm memories of the summer. We have the head of a storm trooper, bringing back warm memories of the best movies about ‘a galaxy far, far away’ of all time! And we have a fiiiine, hardbodied Real Effing Lady — which just frankly makes me WARM. And tattoos to boot! What kind of tantalizing alien message is being sent to us in those sultry swirls? Well, we don’t know because we are so distracted by the awesome BELLY-BUTTON RING that we just can’t focus on anything else.

Ahh, come to me, Sensual Surfer of the Sith!

See a whole gallery of Imperial sexiness at this fantastic gallery (except for the fat guys at the end)  that Geekologie put together

You do the math….

All I’ll say here is that we all know the French, and really, this stinks covered up fromage.The french could never pull this off alone. The coding and AI are far beyond what they cold possibly create, but who are they hiding? And why? For what end???