Yeah they’re not quite babes or alien robots, but we might all still be staring at the sky through paper towel rolls if not for these little guys. They risked their lives if only because we kept them banana-full and they didn’t know how to hit the eject button. Many sacrificed themselves for the greater good, something you and I can only one day hope to achieve.

(ed. note: the photos with the CNN story are just sad- so we decided to give them a proper visual representation- chimps in space- yay!)

Space Chimps, we salute you.

CNN story here

…The man is FROM Roswell and he’s an ASTRONAUT. You want credibility, he’s your effing credibility.

If he says we’re not alone on this planet, then we are NOT alone on this planet, he KNOWS, people: CNN

Edgar Mitchell, we salute you.

This video is really old, like, pre-Leo old. It’s my new favorite president speaking to the UN about the very REAL possibility of intergalactic blood feuds. Somehow this powerful piece of truth has been off my radar for all these years, (no doubt concealed by the same people trying to tap my phone), but it only furthers what we all know.

He’s warning us from way back in time!!!!! He probably had meetings with them back in the day, bartering our freedom for endless access to our top quality filmed entertainment. I only wish all of our leaders had the sac to speak out and admit it.

Gipper, next time I Fuel the Jet, it will be for you.

It warms our hearts to see a man of the stature of Dan Akroyd, a man we grew up with (he was an effing CONEHEAD and ab effing GHOSTBUSTER, man!), a man who helped shaped our mailable, mushy stuff in our heads we call brains. He openly supports and believes in the investigation of those things otherworldly that we cant fully explain and brings a good name to UFO hunters everywhere.

Dan Akroyd, we salute you.

Fuel the Jet, Dan, Fuel the Jet.

Akroyd voices support for MUFON

Keep up the good work.

Mufon, we salute you.