Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.