Check out this article about the GIANT lake beds now proven to exist on Mars! A three billion year-old lake the size of Lake Champlain and up to 1500 feet deep indicates heavily that there really was life on the red planet. Don’t worry peeps — there’s no one living there now, (like say, um, giant alien robots), but the article goes on to talk about the adjacent deltas, and says that deltas on Earth “rapidly bury organic carbon and other biomarkers of life” and that “astrobiologists believe any present indications of life on Mars will be discovered in the form of subterranean microorganisms.”
Why am I bringing this up right now when we seem to be enduring an invasive hail storm of clankhead aliens? Well, I’m just saying if their intrusion (and population!) keep growing, we might all need somewhere ELSE to GO, right? And hey — if life existed on Mars back in the roaring Noachan epoch, (kinda like the “Roaring Twenties” except 4.1 billion to 3.7 billion years ago), maybe life can thrive again? I’m just sayin’, it’s worth keeping an open mind. I mean, imagine the view, at least.
(Although while I just said there’s no life on Mars at the moment, we do have to keep in mind that pesky Beagle 2 Explorer which went “missing”. Is someone – or someTHING – walking that dog in the park as we speak?)
Yeah, Shark and Leo think I’m wacked, but listen: as much as I’m psyched for the imminent move toward college freshmandom, (especially after what we’ve done to our living arrangements and stay tuned for that announcement), I just don’t want to be running for cover in the dining hall because some twenty-foot tower of steel just ATE my RA, man. I mean, if life is about to be code orange like that, I’d rather live somewhere RED. You feel me?
