Check out this article about the GIANT lake beds now proven to exist on Mars!  A three billion year-old lake the size of Lake Champlain and up to 1500 feet deep indicates heavily that there really was life on the red planet.  Don’t worry peeps — there’s no one living there now, (like say, um, giant alien robots), but the article goes on to talk about the adjacent deltas, and says that deltas on Earth “rapidly bury organic carbon and other biomarkers of life” and that “astrobiologists believe any present indications of life on Mars will be discovered in the form of subterranean microorganisms.”

Why am I bringing this up right now when we seem to be enduring an invasive hail storm of clankhead aliens?  Well, I’m just saying if their intrusion (and population!) keep growing, we might all need somewhere ELSE to GO, right?  And hey — if life existed on Mars back in the roaring Noachan epoch, (kinda like the “Roaring Twenties” except 4.1 billion to 3.7 billion years ago), maybe life can thrive again?  I’m just sayin’, it’s worth keeping an open mind.  I mean, imagine the view, at least.

(Although while I just said there’s no life on Mars at the moment, we do have to keep in mind that pesky Beagle 2 Explorer which went “missing”.  Is someone – or someTHING – walking that dog in the park as we speak?)

Yeah, Shark and Leo think I’m wacked, but listen: as much as I’m psyched for the imminent move toward college freshmandom, (especially after what we’ve done to our living arrangements and stay tuned for that announcement), I just don’t want to be running for cover in the dining hall because some twenty-foot tower of steel just ATE my RA, man.  I mean, if life is about to be code orange like that, I’d rather live somewhere RED.  You feel me?

Wow, check out this statue!  No, not the naked toga dude, the GIANT ALIEN ROBOT posing seductively in the background!  That ain’t no leaning Tower of Pisa, people.  What would that thing be doing in Italy?  Wait a second– Rome is the origin of Western Civilization, I wonder if these intruders are scouting out a location to start THEIR civilization on Earth.  What if they’re going to vini vidi vici all over our asses?

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Stay alert, TRED-heads!  There could be a serious offensive in the works here…

I remember SOMEONE saying that there were no more aliens in Egypt. Uh, ex-squeeze me???  Just take a look at a photo i found while trolling photobucket. It’s from the Valley of the Kings.  Now where is that…?  Oh yeah…EGYPT!!! Notice the crazy shadow that could NOT HAVE BEEN MADE BY ANYTHING EARTH BASED!

My assessment is that it must be standing on the hill watching us earthling do our earthly things, not even trying  to hide!

The person who posted it clearly doesn’t get the significance of this. Don’t you get it, dude?  It’s an ALIEN!

Which means, all us humans are in this together.  We gotta forget our differences and fight off the alien invasion as a united force or we’re finished!

See the full image after the break!

Okay TRED-heads, what is going on?  I leave town for five seconds, and suddenly the planet is crawling with giant alien robots???  Check out this picture sent to us from a sharp-eyed bot hunter in MACHU PICHU!  Machu Pichu, people.  The ruins are lovely, but what the hell is that  in the background??!?!?  I don’t think he was there just to pick up  some postcards.  Besides, WHERE would he be sending those postcards?  And TO WHOM?  (Or to WHAT?)

Is this the planning of a full-scale invasion?  I mean, first they’re  all over Great Britain, then they hunker down in Wisconsin, (sure, I  see that, I mean I like cheese as much as the next sentient being),  and then AUSTRALIA, and now PERU?  Is there a PATTERN here?  Do these  locations spell something out?  If you connect the geographical dots,  do they make a cute cartoon of a BRAIN-SUCKING DEATH BUNNY? Toto, I don’t think it’s safe here in Kansas anymore.

Remember that story I posted about a week ago about the strange invaders in Wisconsin?  Well, a source who prefers to remain nameless (and we don’t blame you) was ACTUALLY THERE when this all went down.  He contacted us and sent in a report along with awesome proof in pictures he took HIMSELF, which means there’s no media or government filter here — this is all straight from the horse’s mouth, raw and unedited.  (He tells us there’s more where these pictures came from, but adds, “some of them I dont even dare to show.”)

Photos and more after the break!

Here’s what our anonymous source had to say (taken directly from the e-mail sent to us): “I sent some pictures for you to check out from eau galle wi. I have been having alot of trouble with my email to even get them out. I sent one picture to a person and they got a picture of a hot water heater.  These [photos] were taken 4/15/09 in eau galle wi at 9:30 pm. we watched it for 38 minutes,it would turn end over end like a ball of fire and spin side ways flashing red blue green purple and white.”

Strange things afoot in Badger country, peeps.

Check out these incredible pics taken in Perth, Australia and posted on Flickr.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

It looks like it MOVED from one pic to the other.  Am I losing it?  Please tell me it’s just a crane.  A water tower!  (A water tower in the water?  Please just humor me, TRED-heads.)  I know, maybe it’s an oil well– yes, it must be an oil well.  A giant, flexible, multi-jointed, living oil well.  It is certainly NOT an alien robot, right?. . . BUT WAIT — there’s more—-

Because just as I was about to crawl under the covers, drink some soothing hot chocolate, and watch the latest episode of Attack of the Show on DVR to get my mind off it all, I found THIS pic, also from Australia, this one in Sydney:

Now I know it’s called Down Under, but I didn’t think they were referring to the location of a duel between two Unidentified Fighting  Objects. Can someone PLEASE tell me what they see below that  bridge? Or should I just have my mom call the men in the white coats  to take me away now, and tell Sharkatron to find a new roomie for freshman year?

Anyway, we’re back up and running, so of course we need to get things started with a Munn photo:

A big THANK-YOU to the folks at Complex.com for bringing us the lovely Livi all wrapped in celluloid this Valentine’s Day! Who knew 80s technology could look so effing good?

Thanks to Complex for the eyecandy.

Holy effing crap! Check out these photos that arrived in my inbox this morning from the same “X” that sent me that first pic of what looks to me like a giant effing robots. The Fassinator (SO glad I hired him) hacked the file and found a GPS time/date stamp that PROVES it was shot on the same effing day as the Mission City “Incident” just a few miles from the epicenter of the event. This is NOT a hoax, people. We just cracked this bs wide open! Looks like this giant alien robot sucka got mega-hurt in the battle and had to stop off for some recharging at some kind of power plant.

HEY MAINSTREAM MEDIA: You can contact Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz at The Real Effing Deal for interviews.

More pictures below!

EXCLUSIVE!!!!! This was just sent into the TRED home base and we are proclaiming it AUTHENTIC!!!!

This image was sent to me to today (without the writing on it [Thanks Sharsky]) with very little information or explanation.

Simpley stated:

“Mission City, July 2007.

This is the Real Deal,

X”

I assert this to be a credible tip and have chosen to run with it! Does that look like a malfunctioning government robot? Ok…maybe it does — but FLAMES??? That’s not government man, thats ALIEN — yeah, I said it — who the eff would put flames on a robot??? Not the government, that’s for damn sure.

The position and/or motion imply thought and comprehension. They’re intelligent. I say again — THEY ARE SUPER EFFING SMART!!!

That ball-like thing on top of its head is looking RIGHT AT THE CAMERA PERSON.

I don’t even know what to say except that now we have proof of the truth:

They…

Are…

HERE!!