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Conspiracy, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

Giant Effing Robot in Plain Sight!


It’s ALIVE!!

I agree with the guy who posted this video.  In a week, this thing could be kicking all our asses.  It’s a 60-foot-tall robot that’s MOVING.  OMEG!!!!!  So what I want to know is, WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???  Why is the Japanese government letting this happen?

Me, Leo, and Sharsky are starting to think that all the governments of  the world are in on the conspiracy.  The evidence keeps piling up.  Which is why we’ve had all these sightings across the globe, and yet you see NOTHING about them on mainstream media (which only shows what the government WANTS it to show).  Another reason to keep your browser locked here on TRED (you should probably make it your home page).

We’ll continue to bring up the news you won’t find anywhere else!

Aliens, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

EXCLUSIVE! It IS Japan and all But. . .

Another TRED-head who’d like to remain anonymous just sent us this link. We’re the FIRST on the net to break this story.

Now we all know the Land of the Rising Sun is known for robots of all stripes — small to effing huge — so spotting a bot in Japan is normally no big deal.  But this one’s LOOSE.  And HIDING.  And it looks more advanced than any Japanese robot I’ve ever seen.  I’m starting to correlate all the data we’ve been getting for the last few days and all I can say is, this is NOT good, people.  They’re landing, spreading all over the world, and lying in wait for…something.  Why are they here?  Either they want our resources, they want to enslave us, they want to use our planet as their new homeworld…or maybe something else.  We’ll probably never know until it’s way too late.

Keep your eyes and ears open!  Report what you find back here!

Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

I’ve been a BAD BAD ROBOT…

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Yes, people, it’s as bad ass as it looks. And by that I mean BAD. So much for Pokemon. Japan has just come out with a totally deadly, ambidextrous, robot “crane”. Um, yeah, like we can’t see what the purpose of this baby really is. But, is this for Japan to attack us, or to protect all of us from something EVEN DEADLIER? What do those Tokyo scientists know that we don’t? And this thing can even be REMOTE CONTROLLED in times of extreme danger – is that for it to obliterate US, or is that for it to battle giant alien ‘bots?

Now, I like Pokemon just as much as the next geek – I mean hey it’s what got me into Magic the Gathering, and we all know how awesome that schizzle is. But if I had known back then that those cute little creatures were just a precursor to this ROLLING QUADRIPEDAL TENTACLED DEATH BUGGY, I probably would’ve stuck to G.I. Joe. At least he’s got a HEART.

Many thanks to Geekologie for bringing this nightmare to our attention.

Babes, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

That is one sexy be-ot.

Japan Girl Robot on the Catwalk

I’m still not sure how I feel about this…torn I am…this could go either way really fast…

Thanks Philly.com

General Geekiness, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

Burn BABY Burn?! Giant Fire-Breathing Robot Baby Invades Japan!

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The Japanese call this art. We here at TRED aren’t so sure — we think this may be the pre-cursor to a declaration of war. It has long been known that the Japanese have a greater respect and understanding of our circuitry-driven brethren that we do (and way more than the French). It would make perfect sense that they would strike a deal and team up- rather than combat a robotic takeover.

Crispy-fried video below!

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Apocalypse, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

This Will Not End Well….

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People, people, PEOPLE! What are you thinking? The Japanese are about to entrust the care of their elderly to these ROBOTS? Talk about feeding people to the lions. And really, what’s that shebot got underneath her skirt? Japan, we need to talk.

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Aliens, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

“Syonara” Babies: Are They Coming For Our Kids?

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Hey bot hunters! You only have to read the TAGS on this story to know all is not well in Tokyo. “MORE: APOCALYPSE, BAD DECISIONS, BAD IDEAS, CHILDREN, DOOMSDAY, FEAR, JAPAN, KIDS, KILLING MACHINES, LEARNING IS DANGEROUS, LEARNING IS FUN, NOT FUN, NOT GOOD, ROBOTIC DEATH, ROBOTS, SCARY, SCHOOL, TEACHER, UH-OH, WHAT ARE WE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN?”

This is some seriously wack ess, dudes. If you thought your Tenth Grade science teacher was STIFF back then…

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Conspiracy, Image, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

“Robot” Love? (Or So They Would Have Us Believe)

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Yo alien bot hunters — is this just some squids testing fate in a laboratory, or is this yet another cover-up? Researchers in Japan are claiming to have developed a robot with “feelings.” It became dangerously attached to a female intern at the lab and wouldn’t let her leave the room, until back-up was called in to cut the robot down. But here at TRED, we have a “feeling” that this wasn’t no mechanical failure! Wake up world — this was a REAL EFFING ALIEN trying to tell us something! Hostages? Human love? What the eff? See full story at Muckflash.

Aliens, Apocalypse, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

Hope you enjoyed your holidays – we’re all about to be slaves to the (robot) man

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We are all doomed. And I’m not referring to the current state of the global stock markets….

DailyGalaxy Explains why