The Real Effing Deal

We’ve got Robo-Dope shivering in his boots over at GER, looking over his shoulder, wondering, is today the day that TRED and all the TRED-heads hammer me into the ground like a little pissant? He’s so scared, he’s barely posted anything in a long effing time. And he should be, because our plans for his ultimate demise are still in the works. Any day now, any day now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

You really screwed the pooch on this one, ROBO-IDIOT! I warned you, but NOOOOO, you just had to go and do it. You are SO EFFING JANK!

So, here’s how we’re gonna roll from now on: We are going to crush you. You won’t know when. You won’t know how. You’ll never see it coming. And then you’ll wish it had never happened. You’ll beg for mercy. And we’ll laugh as we see you driven before us and hear the lamentation of your women! It’s all in the works already, Robo-Dud. So watch your effing back!

All you TRED-Heads out there, we’re gonna need your help on this. Be ready to launch into action at a moment’s notice, so keeping checking the site as much as you can so you’ll get the message as soon as we post it whenever that is.

First of all, what are you competing for, WORST WEBSITE EVER??? I mean, I’ve had wet dreams that are more interesting than that piece of crap home page you’ve got. Second, ever heard of “hiding in plain sight” douchebag? Maybe “right in front of our face” is the exact place the government thinks we WON’T look.

You know, I’m starting to think you might be a toadie for the powers that be. Yeah, maybe YOU’RE part of the coverup. So what are you, some kind of cyber-NARC? Yeah, that’s right, I said it. What, WHAT???

Oh yeah, and NEVER, EVER, EVER type about Olivia Munn again. I don’t want your sticky little fingers defiling her name. The whole image gives me and everyone else in the world the creeps. And by the way, soon as I sell this site for Googles of cash, I WILL have Miss Munn in EVERY POSSIBLE WAY. So stay tuned for that, Robo-NARC-Troll-Nard!

I welcome you all to a new category on TRED: ROBO-WARRIOR SUCKS! This guy is so lame-ass I don’t even know where to begin?

Okay, FIRST: he steals my idea for a name. GiantEFFINGrobots.com? Effing? Uh, heard that anywhere before??? I INVENTED putting effing in urls!

Second, he STEALS our EXCLUSIVE video!!! That’s SO un-effing-cool. Hey, Robo-Moron, don’t blame us ’cause no one’s sending you hot footage ’cause your blog sucks SO HARD.

Third, who you calling idiots, you idiot? We blew the roof off this Mission City deal and you don’t know what the hell you’re even talking about, so shut your trap, hater!

So okay, Robo-douche, you asked for it.
This means WAR.
Get ready to experience a world of PAIN!