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Important Notice about the Future of TRED

Sup, TRED-Heads!  I just wanted to give the official word that Operation Invasion de Campus is a success!   Me and the boys are all headed to the same school — and we’re talking Ivy League, baby!  Nothing but the best for TRED’s elite staff.  East coast, here we come!

But now things get real interesting.  Operation Hot Freshmen 55.  “What’re you talking about, Leo?”  I’ll tell you what I’m talking about.  Me and the guys are gonna fill our dorm hall with hot chicks from the incoming class.  Sharkatron3000 is already working his computer hacking magic to make the arrangements!  Me, Fass, and Sharkatron are gonna be surrounded by the hottest frosh babes in the whole school.  We’re gonna get our freaky-freak on!  College is going to be AWESOME!!!!

On a side note, Fass and Sharkatron are gonna be rooming together, which left me high and dry.  Sharsky tried to get me a single, but no dice.  I just hope my roommate isn’t just some kind of total dork.

Last, we just wanted to let everyone know that we gotta suspend operations on the site while we make the move to the east coast.  Next time you see us, we’ll be blogging from college!!!

We’ll see all you dudes again when when get to the right coast!

Fuel the Jet!

Aliens, Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, TRED, UFOS, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mission City Update!

So excited!! Just got a package from that mysterious Agent X! Wish I knew who this dude was so I could send him a candy-gram.  I love this guy!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

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TRED

College!

Check out another (taped) live speech by yours truly, Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz. Even the Prez is doing vlogs now, dudes!  Guess I’m setting a trend.  Naturally.

We’ve got some EXCITING news this time around.  Something we’ve been working on since we took the SATs.  Big things are afoot for TRED. What?, I can hear you asking all the way across cyberspace.  Get in the know by clicking that play button now!

TRED, Video

A message from LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz


Yo, yo, yo.  Finally got my webcam working,  so you’re gonna get to see my face and hear my voice from time to time (depending on homework and TRED business, of course)… stay tuned to the TheRealEffingDeal.com for all the Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz you ever  dreamed of.  (And showbiz people, you can hire me any time as your Real Effing Expert.  Just hit up my agent Sharkatron3000 and he’ll hook it up.)

General Geekiness, TRED

Best Comic-Con Ever?!

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Only Comic-Con, actually. Sharkatron3000 and I just got back from our first pilgrimage to the land of all things awesome, aka San Diego Comic-Con. Unfortunately — though I admit I’m very pleased with the fact that Sharkatron brought a car into this equation, enabling us to travel from KS all the way to SoCal — he also booked us a room right across from the convention center…for the FOLLOWING WEEK after the con!!

If you’ve ever been to Comic-Con, you realize how boned we were — there aren’t any available rooms for hundreds of miles in every direction. Luckily, after drinking about 8 sodas at Burger King, we ran into this rocking dude (calls himself THE FASSINATOR) all the way from Philly (East Coast in the house!) who used his, let’s just say, “skills” to work the wi-fi and eject some movie studio wank from a hotel room (word is the studios have every assistant in the building scarf up all the hotel rooms for the con so TRUE fans get the shaft) then he booked us into it.  And then we found out that he was visiting his cousins in Mission City during the “Incident.”  He was there, dudes!!!  We got ourselves an actual eyewitness to the biggest event to hit the U.S. of A. in, oh, forever.

So, naturally, recognizing his skillz and his talent for being in the right place at the right time, I immediately hired him onto the TRED staff. Check out his new bio in the Staff section for the 4-1-1 on The Fassinator.

Okay, so onto the con itself. This year did not disappoint! We saw hot girls in costumes, Battlestar stars (Katee Sackhoff I’m looking at you), hot girls NOT in costume and more top-shelf vinyl and classic books than you can shake a saber at.

And then there were the dope panels on Green Lantern (Corps in the house!), the Gene Rodenberry Legacy, Doctor Who, Halo, the Science Behind Science Fiction, Afro Samurai (The Fassinator’s favorite), and oh so much more! If you have the means, I highly recommend you go next year. All the geeks in the house say, Holla!!!

Ed Note: Unfortunately, for reasons not to be spoken of, all photos of this event have been unintentionally destroyed.

Comic-Con International

and word of advice, bring more than one camera….

Babes, General Geekiness, TRED

ALL HAIL PRINCESS MUNN!! (the road to Comic-Con 2008)

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The above vision of geek perfection comes to us via last year’s Comic-Con or was it Star Wars Con? – whatever, who cares- its galactically HOT! And here’s to hoping for a repeat performance at this year’s mega geek gathering. I’ve long since wanted to attend but baby billionaires don’t have much free time (or in my case, a car). Thankfully the latter issue is now null as the one and only Sharkatron3000 has been able to secure his mom’s ride for the journey.

THE PLAN (in no particular order):

1. stock up on comics

2. wrangle the babetrons

3. meet Mark Millar

4. get a date with Olivia Munn

5. spread some truth.

We’ll report back with all the haps so you can live through our awesomeness.

More pictures of the future Mrs. Spitz after the break.

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Merch, TRED

TRED Re-Design + Welcome SHARKATRON3000!!

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In light of the evidence now in our possession and the undeniable fact that TheRealEffingDeal.com is destined to open minds all over the universe, I have doubled the size of my staff. Allow me to introduce you to SHARKATRON3000. (We met at the country library when we both tried to check out the same book: “Robots or Aliens? Which Menace Should We Fear Most?”) Check out Sharkatron’s bio in our brand-spanking-new “Staff” section!

This change, or “re-birth” if you will, also necessitates a new, more determined graphical direction. Thanks to SHARKATRON3000 and his vast understanding of all things Adobe Creative Suite, we have a brand new logo and site design!

I know what you are thinking, “Dude, I see that! It’s awesome!”… to which I say, “Thanks bro!”

Don’t worry though, for those of you still partial to the original logo mascot, “Kiff,” you can still get surplus G1 TRED merch at the store!

Newer/doper/faster/stronger merch coming soon!

Aliens, Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Image, Robotics Gone Wild, TRED, UFOS

PROOF!!!! EXCLUSIVE IMAGE EXPOSES THE LIES OF MISSION CITY!!!!

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EXCLUSIVE!!!!! This was just sent into the TRED home base and we are proclaiming it AUTHENTIC!!!!

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Conspiracy, TRED

It Starts Now! My Mission = Your Mission! Expose the LIES! Discover the truth!

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The DOD just released their report of the event of Mission City in July 2007. And I think we can all agree that it is pure EFFING BULL! They continue to lie and subvert the truth.

While classified TOP SECRET, the report has made its way online (in a completely cover-up type fashion) and it’s clear to anyone but the sheeple that we are being fed lies — LIES!

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