But now things get real interesting.  Operation Hot Freshmen 55.  “What’re you talking about, Leo?”  I’ll tell you what I’m talking about.  Me and the guys are gonna fill our dorm hall with hot chicks from the incoming class.  Sharkatron3000 is already working his computer hacking magic to make the arrangements!  Me, Fass, and Sharkatron are gonna be surrounded by the hottest frosh babes in the whole school.  We’re gonna get our freaky-freak on!  College is going to be AWESOME!!!!

On a side note, Fass and Sharkatron are gonna be rooming together, which left me high and dry.  Sharsky tried to get me a single, but no dice.  I just hope my roommate isn’t just some kind of total dork.

Last, we just wanted to let everyone know that we gotta suspend operations on the site while we make the move to the east coast.  Next time you see us, we’ll be blogging from college!!!

We’ll see all you dudes again when when get to the right coast!

Fuel the Jet!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

It’ll take me a while to go through everything, much of it is crazy encrypted and almost un-hackable (almost) but here’s what i’ve been able to put together so far.

1. There’s TONS of documents, videos, and audio clips, which means this division was around a long effing time!

2. These guys were masters of disinformation.  Looks like they were pulling the wool over humanity’s eyes for decades.

3. X apparently used to work for these dudes.  I guess he decided he couldn’t live with the lies anymore so he turned on them.  And they came after him full force.

4. Someone shut down this agency about two years ago — around the time of the Mission City Incident.  Coincidence?  I think not!

5. X has been on the run since then — the government is still out to get him for violating his oath.  Even though he thinks of himself as a patriot, they think he’s a traitor.  He’s barely managed to stay alive.  Right now they’re closing in on him.  He doesn’t know how much longer he can evade them.

6. X made contact with us now because he’s worried that something horrible is about to happen and the people of the world need to know, even though using any form of communication at all puts him in grave danger.

If this brief write-up of what X sent me doesn’t freak you out enough or if you don’t believe any of what X has sent us, there’s more!

I got an e-mail from DevHawk with a link, a vid featuring data from this “Sector 7.”  Looks like he somehow got hold of a bunch of S7 robot sightings around the world with some audio clips of Agent X — who I’m guessing must be our X — talking about stuff that’s referenced in these files. Keep up the good work DevHawk, that’s some hella research.

If this is true, this cover-up goes deeper and wider than we ever thought.

There’s a lot more to this story!  As soon as we get to school and get everything back up and running, we’re gonna blow the lid off this whole conspiracy!

We’ve got some EXCITING news this time around.  Something we’ve been working on since we took the SATs.  Big things are afoot for TRED. What?, I can hear you asking all the way across cyberspace.  Get in the know by clicking that play button now!

Only Comic-Con, actually. Sharkatron3000 and I just got back from our first pilgrimage to the land of all things awesome, aka San Diego Comic-Con. Unfortunately — though I admit I’m very pleased with the fact that Sharkatron brought a car into this equation, enabling us to travel from KS all the way to SoCal — he also booked us a room right across from the convention center…for the FOLLOWING WEEK after the con!!

If you’ve ever been to Comic-Con, you realize how boned we were — there aren’t any available rooms for hundreds of miles in every direction. Luckily, after drinking about 8 sodas at Burger King, we ran into this rocking dude (calls himself THE FASSINATOR) all the way from Philly (East Coast in the house!) who used his, let’s just say, “skills” to work the wi-fi and eject some movie studio wank from a hotel room (word is the studios have every assistant in the building scarf up all the hotel rooms for the con so TRUE fans get the shaft) then he booked us into it.  And then we found out that he was visiting his cousins in Mission City during the “Incident.”  He was there, dudes!!!  We got ourselves an actual eyewitness to the biggest event to hit the U.S. of A. in, oh, forever.

So, naturally, recognizing his skillz and his talent for being in the right place at the right time, I immediately hired him onto the TRED staff. Check out his new bio in the Staff section for the 4-1-1 on The Fassinator.

Okay, so onto the con itself. This year did not disappoint! We saw hot girls in costumes, Battlestar stars (Katee Sackhoff I’m looking at you), hot girls NOT in costume and more top-shelf vinyl and classic books than you can shake a saber at.

And then there were the dope panels on Green Lantern (Corps in the house!), the Gene Rodenberry Legacy, Doctor Who, Halo, the Science Behind Science Fiction, Afro Samurai (The Fassinator’s favorite), and oh so much more! If you have the means, I highly recommend you go next year. All the geeks in the house say, Holla!!!

Ed Note: Unfortunately, for reasons not to be spoken of, all photos of this event have been unintentionally destroyed.

Comic-Con International

and word of advice, bring more than one camera….

THE PLAN (in no particular order):

1. stock up on comics

2. wrangle the babetrons

3. meet Mark Millar

4. get a date with Olivia Munn

5. spread some truth.

We’ll report back with all the haps so you can live through our awesomeness.

More pictures of the future Mrs. Spitz after the break.

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mmmm, munnnnn…..

In light of the evidence now in our possession and the undeniable fact that TheRealEffingDeal.com is destined to open minds all over the universe, I have doubled the size of my staff. Allow me to introduce you to SHARKATRON3000. (We met at the country library when we both tried to check out the same book: “Robots or Aliens? Which Menace Should We Fear Most?”) Check out Sharkatron’s bio in our brand-spanking-new “Staff” section!

This change, or “re-birth” if you will, also necessitates a new, more determined graphical direction. Thanks to SHARKATRON3000 and his vast understanding of all things Adobe Creative Suite, we have a brand new logo and site design!

I know what you are thinking, “Dude, I see that! It’s awesome!”… to which I say, “Thanks bro!”

Don’t worry though, for those of you still partial to the original logo mascot, “Kiff,” you can still get surplus G1 TRED merch at the store!

Newer/doper/faster/stronger merch coming soon!

EXCLUSIVE!!!!! This was just sent into the TRED home base and we are proclaiming it AUTHENTIC!!!!

This image was sent to me to today (without the writing on it [Thanks Sharsky]) with very little information or explanation.

Simpley stated:

“Mission City, July 2007.

This is the Real Deal,

X”

I assert this to be a credible tip and have chosen to run with it! Does that look like a malfunctioning government robot? Ok…maybe it does — but FLAMES??? That’s not government man, thats ALIEN — yeah, I said it — who the eff would put flames on a robot??? Not the government, that’s for damn sure.

The position and/or motion imply thought and comprehension. They’re intelligent. I say again — THEY ARE SUPER EFFING SMART!!!

That ball-like thing on top of its head is looking RIGHT AT THE CAMERA PERSON.

I don’t even know what to say except that now we have proof of the truth:

They…

Are…

HERE!!

The DOD just released their report of the event of Mission City in July 2007. And I think we can all agree that it is pure EFFING BULL! They continue to lie and subvert the truth.

While classified TOP SECRET, the report has made its way online (in a completely cover-up type fashion) and it’s clear to anyone but the sheeple that we are being fed lies — LIES!

After reading it I, Leo Ponce De Leon Spitz, have decided to start this website to make visible the truth…what is that you ask? Check out our MISSION statement for the deets! And see the Department of Defense report for yourselves right here:

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