Take a look at this pic from an ATM surveillance camera dated May 12th! I get weirded out when it’s just a HUMAN hanging around while I’m taking cash out of the ATM. Imagine if it was a robot!!! Shiver.
According to our source, that ATM was robbed less than a minute after this photo was snapped. Which begs the question: What does a bot need with money? Well, one of our commenters theorized that maybe the alien robots have the technology to look like one of us. So if that’s true, then maybe they’d need cash as part of their disguise!
What a frightening thought, people! Now we need to be wary of cars, trucks, toys, and HUMAN BEINGS!
So excited!! Just got a package from that mysterious Agent X! Wish I knew who this dude was so I could send him a candy-gram. I love this guy!
There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address). It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7. Ever heard of it? Neither did we.
The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!
Check it. A dude I met at last year’s Comic Con just sent me this link to a vid he posted today. He wishes to remain nameless as he’s got a few unpaid tickets for “moving violations” from cops who obviously hate skaters. Anyway, he just shot this footage yesterday — in fact, he didn’t see the bot in the background when it happened as he was in the middle of falling on his ass.
He only noticed it when he was uploading it. Knowing our mission to bring the world the truth about aliens and robots, he immediately forwarded me the link. Thanks, dude! I owe you!
So now we know: the bots operating unopposed on American soil. Cops, quit ticketing cool skaters and start doing something about the giant alien effing robots strutting around like they own the place — why don’t you ticket THEM?
I can’t BELIEVE none of this has gotten on the news. I mean, CNN, MSNBC and all those cable news networks spend half their time just showing clips from YouTube and Twitter feeds already. And yet they seem to care more about Ashton Kutcher’s grocery list than an alien invasion??? Obviously the government’s gotten to them. We here at TRED, however, are not the bureaucracy’s bitch.
I’m just glad homie didn’t get wasted by that robot.
Check out this new and very, very unnerving development from the land of Outback Steakhouse and Hugh Jackman. This comes on the heels of our story just two days ago! It’s really getting freaky-freaky down there. Big-ups to Devil127 and Fyrehawk for the tips and links (story 1, story 2)
According to the “official” story, there was “no debris” or evidence of ANY KIND left in the crater…like some alien being did a galactic cannonball into the Australian desert and then just got up and WALKED AWAY. I want to stay clear of any *thing* — bot or not — that can do that! Imagine an elephant sitting on a juice box and you’re starting to get the idea. SQUIRT!
Let me leave you with this, a quote from one of the articles: “Space authorities said it was not uncommon for natural material to hit the earth, with about 100 tonnes of material entering the earth’s atmosphere every day.” That’s either 100 1-ton alien robots or 1 100-ton alien robot. I don’t know which I’d prefer. I think I’m going to go with NEITHER!
This video is a great example of why we need to be VIGILANT, TRED-heads! Why we need to keep our eyes open, AND our minds, as we scour the world for sightings of alien invasion activity. After all these undeniable photos and vids of our new intruders “hiding out” (more like peeking out) all over this planet, it seems strange to pay attention to this fuzzy vid of an uncertain UFO sighting at King’s Dominion Amusement Park in Virginia. BUT! We must not take anything for granted at this point. Because these giant alien robots are getting here SOMEHOW — and from what we’ve seen, they might even be transforming themselves into UFOs to be their own inter-galactic transporters, right? So it’s possible — just possible — that this gray ring floating in plain sight was an alien robot scouting its perfect landing pad.
Or, as some observers have said, the ring is just a smoke ring from the nearby volcano ride at the park. Hmph. Well that’s not very exciting. And wouldn’t it be a shame if we all decided it WAS a smoke ring, and we blew it off (get it?), and then suddenly that thing landed and came to blow away our hometowns??? So, what I am saying is that we must be suspicious of EVERYTHING, we must investigate, we must never stop searching until we know the TRUTH! Because maybe the government planted those people with the volcano-smoke-ring theories to throw us off the scent. Or maybe — just maybe — we are being tested by the aliens to see which types of sightings we respond to — a little space reconn — so they can build up their arsenal of sneak attack strategies.
EITHER WAY, we must stay alert and be ready to smoke them out!
Hey, TRED-heads! Devil127 just alerted us to something he heard on the radio about another UFO crash-landing in Bendaberg Queensland Australia.
Here are a few (1, 2) older stories about the same sorta deal down there, is this new info a rescue party or something? whats going on?
More government denials, this time from one of our major allies! And I quote from the article: “So there we have it, yet another top ranking politician alluding to a government within a government that might know something about the topic but isn’t telling anyone, even elected officials and party heads.” They know something, but what? That we’re about to be invaded and they don’t want people panicking in the streets? Or that the governments CONTROL these giant robots somehow, or maybe that they’re BUILDING them?
Either way, we DO know that it’s not just the U.S. government that’s covering this up. It’s the ENTIRE EFFING WORLD! I wonder if the U.N. is overseeing all of this? Maybe it’s us against the whole planet. Which is why what we’re doing here is more important than ever. You want the truth, read TRED!
Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.” I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.
So, motorcycle, we have one question for you. To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you? Who who? Who who?” Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to. Why? Are you perhaps an ally? Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves? Talk to us! Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.
I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.” I’m guessing he completely freaked out. That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.
Yo, TRED-heads! You will find this vid on NO OTHER SITE! This is a GENUINE REAL EFFING DEAL EXCLUSIVE!!!! (Although I’m sure everyone will start linking to it once they see it.)
One of our sources sent in this home video — it’s footage from this past New Years shot on the riverfront in downtown Savannah, GA not long after midnight, but he (or she) only noticed the strange “anomaly” recently. It goes by in the blink of an eye, so don’t worry if you miss it the first time. To help you out, Fassinator worked his wizardry to dupe it and make it slo-mo, so you can see EXACTLY what’s going on.
You’re looking at the FIRST OFFICIAL UFO siting of 2009! And you can only find it right here on TRED!! FTJ, baby! FTJ!!!
I was just catching up on my email and found this message sent in by devoted TRED-head Mario Maisto all the way from Naples, Italy!
He attached a bunch of images (see below) along with this amazing analysis about UFOs watching Steven Spielberg’s film JAWS. Mario’s obviously put loads of time and effort into this, and its pretty rock solid as far as i can tell.
So if you want your mind blown wide open with truth, read on!
This video just came online a few hours ago, origin point: Berlin.
I ran the text through a translator app and got this:
“Have finally the traffic in the north of Berlin observed for my bachelor thesis (Automated identification of structures in the transport and far-reaching effect on the transport network in Northern Germany). Normally, very boring, but you look at this. My camera has totally gespinnt thereafter. The part was huge!”
I don’t know what “gespinnt” means, but he’s right, the “part” was effing huge!! It looks to me like that car actually TURNED INTO a bot. The physics just seem…impossible. Unless the Germans have invented some kind of morphing technology…or maybe learned it from aliens. Either way, here’s what worries me: if robots can hide IN PLAIN SIGHT, we’ll NEVER see it coming! We could all be surrounded by bots right now. What if this computer I’m using suddenly transforms into a killer cyber-organism because it doesn’t like what I’m typing??? Yeeesh!
Over the last few days we’ve had sightings CAUGHT ON TAPE in North and South America, Africa, Europe, Australia, and Asia — that’s SIX out of seven continents (and they’ve probably shown up in Antarctica but there’s no one there on vacation to capture them on video). Obviously, they’re becoming less and less concerned with remaining hidden. Which means they’re more and more concerned with something else — their mission to dominate earth!
I know I speak for Leo and Sharsky when I say, fear not TRED-heads, we are ON this! Do NOT freak out. I repeat, do NOT freak out. You’ll probably feel better with a little retail therapy. Maybe you should order something online. You could, I don’t know, maybe get a t-shirt or a hat. Hey, why not get something with the TRED logo? (Sorry for the hard sell. Leo says we’re “not going to make our numbers for this quarter” and we’re already in the planning stages of a BIG MOVE — more on that soon.)
In just two short years, Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz has gone from unknown sixteen-year-old techie working out of his parents’ third bathroom off their kitchen in Lawrence, Kansas, to the savvy, international cybermedia mogul he is today.
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