The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

It’ll take me a while to go through everything, much of it is crazy encrypted and almost un-hackable (almost) but here’s what i’ve been able to put together so far.

1. There’s TONS of documents, videos, and audio clips, which means this division was around a long effing time!

2. These guys were masters of disinformation.  Looks like they were pulling the wool over humanity’s eyes for decades.

3. X apparently used to work for these dudes.  I guess he decided he couldn’t live with the lies anymore so he turned on them.  And they came after him full force.

4. Someone shut down this agency about two years ago — around the time of the Mission City Incident.  Coincidence?  I think not!

5. X has been on the run since then — the government is still out to get him for violating his oath.  Even though he thinks of himself as a patriot, they think he’s a traitor.  He’s barely managed to stay alive.  Right now they’re closing in on him.  He doesn’t know how much longer he can evade them.

6. X made contact with us now because he’s worried that something horrible is about to happen and the people of the world need to know, even though using any form of communication at all puts him in grave danger.

If this brief write-up of what X sent me doesn’t freak you out enough or if you don’t believe any of what X has sent us, there’s more!

I got an e-mail from DevHawk with a link, a vid featuring data from this “Sector 7.”  Looks like he somehow got hold of a bunch of S7 robot sightings around the world with some audio clips of Agent X — who I’m guessing must be our X — talking about stuff that’s referenced in these files. Keep up the good work DevHawk, that’s some hella research.

If this is true, this cover-up goes deeper and wider than we ever thought.

There’s a lot more to this story!  As soon as we get to school and get everything back up and running, we’re gonna blow the lid off this whole conspiracy!

Check it.  A dude I met at last year’s Comic Con just sent me this link to a vid he posted today.  He wishes to remain nameless as he’s got a few unpaid tickets for “moving violations” from cops who obviously hate skaters.  Anyway, he just shot this footage yesterday — in fact, he didn’t see the bot in the background when it happened as he was in the middle of falling on his ass.

He only noticed it when he was uploading it. Knowing our mission to bring the world the truth about aliens and robots, he immediately forwarded me the link.  Thanks, dude!  I owe you!

So now we know: the bots operating unopposed on American soil.  Cops, quit ticketing cool skaters and start doing something about the giant alien effing robots strutting around like they own the place — why don’t you ticket THEM?

I can’t BELIEVE none of this has gotten on the news.  I mean, CNN, MSNBC and all those cable news networks spend half their time just showing clips from YouTube and Twitter feeds already.  And yet they seem to care more about Ashton Kutcher’s grocery list than an alien invasion???  Obviously the government’s gotten to them.  We here at TRED, however, are not the bureaucracy’s bitch.

I’m just glad homie didn’t get wasted by that robot.

According to the “official” story, there was “no debris” or evidence of ANY KIND left in the crater…like some alien being did a galactic cannonball into the Australian desert and then just got up and WALKED AWAY.  I want to stay clear of any *thing* — bot or not — that can do that!  Imagine an elephant sitting on a juice box and you’re starting to get the idea.  SQUIRT!

Let me leave you with this, a quote from one of the articles: “Space authorities said it was not uncommon for natural material to hit the earth, with about 100 tonnes of material entering the earth’s atmosphere every day.”  That’s either 100 1-ton alien robots or 1 100-ton alien robot.  I don’t know which I’d prefer.  I think I’m going to go with NEITHER!

Or, as some observers have said, the ring is just a smoke ring from the nearby volcano ride at the park.  Hmph.  Well that’s not very exciting.  And wouldn’t it be a shame if we all decided it WAS a smoke ring, and we blew it off (get it?), and then suddenly that thing landed and came to blow away our hometowns??? So, what I am saying is that we must be suspicious of EVERYTHING, we must investigate, we must never stop searching until we know the TRUTH!  Because maybe the government planted those people with the volcano-smoke-ring theories to throw us off the scent.  Or maybe — just maybe — we are being tested by the aliens to see which types of sightings we respond to — a little space reconn — so they can build up their arsenal of sneak attack strategies.

EITHER WAY, we must stay alert and be ready to smoke them out!

Check out this article about the GIANT lake beds now proven to exist on Mars!  A three billion year-old lake the size of Lake Champlain and up to 1500 feet deep indicates heavily that there really was life on the red planet.  Don’t worry peeps — there’s no one living there now, (like say, um, giant alien robots), but the article goes on to talk about the adjacent deltas, and says that deltas on Earth “rapidly bury organic carbon and other biomarkers of life” and that “astrobiologists believe any present indications of life on Mars will be discovered in the form of subterranean microorganisms.”

Why am I bringing this up right now when we seem to be enduring an invasive hail storm of clankhead aliens?  Well, I’m just saying if their intrusion (and population!) keep growing, we might all need somewhere ELSE to GO, right?  And hey — if life existed on Mars back in the roaring Noachan epoch, (kinda like the “Roaring Twenties” except 4.1 billion to 3.7 billion years ago), maybe life can thrive again?  I’m just sayin’, it’s worth keeping an open mind.  I mean, imagine the view, at least.

(Although while I just said there’s no life on Mars at the moment, we do have to keep in mind that pesky Beagle 2 Explorer which went “missing”.  Is someone – or someTHING – walking that dog in the park as we speak?)

Yeah, Shark and Leo think I’m wacked, but listen: as much as I’m psyched for the imminent move toward college freshmandom, (especially after what we’ve done to our living arrangements and stay tuned for that announcement), I just don’t want to be running for cover in the dining hall because some twenty-foot tower of steel just ATE my RA, man.  I mean, if life is about to be code orange like that, I’d rather live somewhere RED.  You feel me?

I agree with the guy who posted this video.  In a week, this thing could be kicking all our asses.  It’s a 60-foot-tall robot that’s MOVING.  OMEG!!!!!  So what I want to know is, WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???  Why is the Japanese government letting this happen?

Me, Leo, and Sharsky are starting to think that all the governments of  the world are in on the conspiracy.  The evidence keeps piling up.  Which is why we’ve had all these sightings across the globe, and yet you see NOTHING about them on mainstream media (which only shows what the government WANTS it to show).  Another reason to keep your browser locked here on TRED (you should probably make it your home page).

We’ll continue to bring up the news you won’t find anywhere else!

Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.”  I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.

So, motorcycle, we have one question for you.  To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you?  Who who?  Who who?”  Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to.  Why?  Are you perhaps an ally?  Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves?  Talk to us!  Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.

I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.”  I’m guessing he completely freaked out.  That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.

Some French dude named Vinny Lemans posted this video of his flying model airplane.  Watch it all the way through (hey, Vinny, ever heard of EDITING??).  It sounds to me like these guys weren’t expecting what went down.

Translation: “What does it scared me! My friend wanted to take a ride with my new plane, but he runs away! I was really amazed because I fell and I did see that watching the video! IT flees! I was really amazed because I fell and I did see that watching the video!”

So, it looks like the alien robots have infiltrated the toy industry.  That action figure on your desk could in fact be a killer bot just waiting for the right moment to strike!  I would check it every once in a while just to make sure it’s inert.  I keep thinking I see my R2-D2 model moving out of the corner of my eye, but every time I look over, it goes completely still.  Either I’m going crazy, or it’s really, really good at pretending to be nothing but an inanimate hunk of plastic and metal.

If anyone finds me dead and my R2 missing, you’ll know who did it….

One of our sources sent in this home video — it’s footage from this past New Years shot on the riverfront in downtown Savannah, GA not long after midnight, but he (or she) only noticed the strange “anomaly” recently.  It goes by in the blink of an eye, so don’t worry if you miss it the first time.  To help you out, Fassinator worked his wizardry to dupe it and make it slo-mo, so you can see EXACTLY what’s going on.

You’re looking at the FIRST OFFICIAL UFO siting of 2009!  And you can only find it right here on TRED!!  FTJ, baby!  FTJ!!!