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EXCLUSIVE! Mini-death-tank-BOT!

This was just sent into TRED HQ and it’s got me REALLY looking over my shoulder now. I used to love me some remote controlled cars (trucks, tanks, whatever) when I was a kid!  I even still have some in my room somewhere — I’m not using them, they’re just there. There’s nothing wrong with that.  But anyway, now I’m thinking about destroying ALL OF THEM.  First that model airplane from France goes nuts, now THIS! That thing nearly took out the ENTIRE WALL!!!!

The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

24 Comments on this article

  1. Jenny says:

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  2. jerky123 says:

    That scared the hell out of me!

  3. Emkay says:

    That must be a problem to be one of those kind NBE’s. Too big to transform into a compact digital device, but too small to be a real vehicle. The only thing you can rally be is something that has to be controlled by human hands, and I don’t think the aliens like that very much.

  4. Okay, I’ll know better than to trust a freaking tank. That was thing was effing nuts!

  5. i wouldn’t mind seeing that modle plane that took those french dudes down VS. that tank. it would be a epic “brawl”

  6. Brotherhalo says:

    Holy crap. Where can I get one of these to guard my effing house?

  7. KaleidoscopeWorld says:

    “Thanks to the allspark gods, I’m out of that ƒÜcking house of small-brained-scrawny-necked-life-forms!”
    “Is that where’ve you been? We’ve been trying to contac–”
    “Enough of this! Don’t you get my feelings?! Do you even regret for being just a small alien robot, and not experiencing the life of that of the big ones?! Like destroying buildings and cars on your way, fighting autobots to death and such?! Huh?? Don’t you feel that too?!”
    “You’re crazy. You forgot that you just blew the hell out of their wall, didn’t ya?”
    “… ?”
    “*sigh* Let’s go, our second-hand leader have us more missions t–”
    “LET’S GO AND FINISH THIS WAR, MY MINIONS!!! ALL HAIL MEGATRON! ALL FOR MEGATRON!!”

  8. Coolio145 says:

    woah im glad i dont have one of those

  9. Methusalen says:

    Yup, I’m never going to open the closet with my RC cars again… I have friends who have those I.R. tanks, and I think they should be cautioned about them as well!

  10. silvernova says:

    Wow, that sucker packed quite a punch, why not just grab a couple of those to take down some bigger bots

  11. chuckster444 says:

    OH S#!T! that tank just fucking transformed into a robot! I’m so into this real s#!t!!

  12. Here goes an advice to everyone…

    https://www.gofasthobby.com/store//catalog/images/categories/tanks/germantank/M1LP.jpg

    These “RC Battle Tanks” are f*cked up! Belive me, my buddy Daniel bought one of those and he saws “It walked on his own out home”. holy crap…

  13. Annimus Prime says:

    Now that was briliant..I wonder this though..are they out there among us? Anyway..neat video. :P

  14. I wonder what would happen if I tried playing around with my little RC Camaro. If it transformed into a cute friendly robot, I’d be very happy. If it attacked me, I’d probably cry.

  15. Bee-Bee Gun says:

    My little brother has one of these O.O

    I’ll tell you now, they are among us.

  16. Taner says:

    I had one. I wouldn’t stop playing with it. one night (I don’t know how), It somehow cought fire. I don’t play with matches! it’s like it committed suicide!

    THEY ARE AMONG US, HIDING IN PLAIN SIGHT!!!!!! DX

  17. holy @*!^ says:

    that was freaking amazing. i believe it. my brother used to play with those things all the time. i’m kind of afraid now. they’re all still in the basement…

  18. Erin_94 says:

    this is so effing real!!!

  19. OMG264 says:

    Holy crap OMG OMG OMG OMG WE’RE ALL GUNNA DIE THAT HAS TO BE EFFING REAL

  20. MatrixOfChange says:

    Awesome… I mean scary..

  21. Kenzeyyy says:

    o..m..g… i’m really stupid or slow or something because i TOTALLY believe that they are among us… i wonder if my Ipod will shoot me or some shit

  22. XXXXX says:

    So, the Deceptcions are on the move. Heh. They are getting better at hiding themselves it seams too. I mean, their leader is BLATANTLYb of alien origin to anybody who sees him, after all, earth has no tanks that look like what he dose. As for my masters, they don’t even bother coming to your world, they use humans like me instead. Smart move too, it’s a lot easier to blend in. Speaking of conspiracies surrounding alien robots, if you are here, Leo, try looking up the Illuminati, Buildaburgs and Freemasons. Your search will be fruitless though, since all the stuff online was fabricated to hide those group’s true purposes and their connections to my masters, but hey, it will eat up more time, which you seam to have a lot of.

    Anyway, as far as this robot goes, meh, it’s little, it’s a Deceptcion, I know of worse, much worse. Heck, the leader of my masters would make even the fallen hide under the bed like a scared little kid.

    Glory to the Predacons!

  23. MatrixOfChange says:

    I’ve heard of Illuminati. A secret organization that believed in science and resisted the Roman Catholic Church? They’ve talked about it in Angels&Demons(great movie!). But what do they have to do with the giant alien robots we’ve been seeing all around the world?

  24. XXXXX says:

    Heh, you know nothing do you? I should expect that from somebody who has never had contact with NBEs outside of videos people post around the web. I would tell you, but that would compromise my master’s mission.

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