This video just came online a few hours ago, origin point: Berlin.
I ran the text through a translator app and got this:
“Have finally the traffic in the north of Berlin observed for my bachelor thesis (Automated identification of structures in the transport and far-reaching effect on the transport network in Northern Germany). Normally, very boring, but you look at this. My camera has totally gespinnt thereafter. The part was huge!”
I don’t know what “gespinnt” means, but he’s right, the “part” was effing huge!! It looks to me like that car actually TURNED INTO a bot. The physics just seem…impossible. Unless the Germans have invented some kind of morphing technology…or maybe learned it from aliens. Either way, here’s what worries me: if robots can hide IN PLAIN SIGHT, we’ll NEVER see it coming! We could all be surrounded by bots right now. What if this computer I’m using suddenly transforms into a killer cyber-organism because it doesn’t like what I’m typing??? Yeeesh!
Over the last few days we’ve had sightings CAUGHT ON TAPE in North and South America, Africa, Europe, Australia, and Asia — that’s SIX out of seven continents (and they’ve probably shown up in Antarctica but there’s no one there on vacation to capture them on video). Obviously, they’re becoming less and less concerned with remaining hidden. Which means they’re more and more concerned with something else — their mission to dominate earth!
I know I speak for Leo and Sharsky when I say, fear not TRED-heads, we are ON this! Do NOT freak out. I repeat, do NOT freak out. You’ll probably feel better with a little retail therapy. Maybe you should order something online. You could, I don’t know, maybe get a t-shirt or a hat. Hey, why not get something with the TRED logo? (Sorry for the hard sell. Leo says we’re “not going to make our numbers for this quarter” and we’re already in the planning stages of a BIG MOVE — more on that soon.)
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Well it’s a good thing the Germans didn’t have this kind of technology in World War II or we’d all be screwed.
One minute, you’re up against a tank (which is scary enough), then it transforms into a GIANT ROBOT WITH ION BLASTERS- or at least that’s what I think they’d have, anyway. ;]
It was in a pretty big hurry, whatever the heck it was.
…I’m not gonna freak out… I’m not gonna freak out…
After it transformed..did..it just..
..stumbled then stood up again? *drumroll joke* xD
Ion blasters? lol, an ion cannon couldn’t knock over an Earth-insect, plasma cannons are a much more effective weapon…
or at least that’s what I’ve heard
Ion blasters? lol, an ion blaster couldn’t knock over an Earth-insect, plasma cannons are a much more effective weapon…
or at least that’s what I’ve heard
Blast! Star Wars fooled me once again.
Huh.
So I guess if I ever need to arm myself, I’ll go with a plasma cannon. I just hope they don’t have much in the way of recoil.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but others have to be made aware of what’s going on! I’ve posted a link to TRED on my Facebook account to spread the word! We HAVE to let others know what’s going on out there before it’s too late!
If we all act now and tell whomever will listen, and *they* tell their friends, and they tell *their* friends… Well, this thing could spread virally (and not in the *bad* virus way, the *good* way). Hurry people, we still don’t know which are friend or foe, so before they start showing up in *OUR* neighborhoods unidentified, people need to be made aware…
Come on people! Spread the word!
Expose the lies,
Expose the truth!
Stay vigilant!
-Methusalen out!
Geez if you miss the exit, you take the next one.
Appears Mr Roboto and his friends are being less discreet as evidenced by the sudden jump in sightings recently. Are we on the cusp of something big?
^ I can’t help but think something really big may be going on.
I hope our friends out there are willing to lend a hand. We’re going to need all the help we can get.
He must have seen his fellow bot up ahead and thought “He must not see me slacking” and decides to jump out of the way
If World War had Transformers, then it would be the coolest one yet. It’s not World War. It’s Armageddon. lol
@ HunterAgent: The way things are looking, I have to wonder if we will be facing Armageddon soon.
mmm… That’s 5 out of 5 Continents!!
America is one from North to South!!!