Okay, okay, calming down after the roller-coaster of emotions I’ve been riding since this story came out. The goddess of hot geekness Olivia Munn will appear in Playboy this summer — in fact, she’s being featured on the cover. So far so good: at least I know the peeps at Playboy know what they’re doing (although, WHAT TOOK SO LONG, HOMIES?).
But before you get all riled up, let me put the kaibosh on your Munn fantasies. She’ll be dressed. That’s right. DRESSED. IN PLAYBOY. I know what you’re saying: WhatyoutalkingboutWillis?
Yeah, at first I was super-bummed. Then I was like, yo, wait a sec. This is MY babe. I don’t want anyone else’s eyes all over my girl (yeah, yeah, I know: we’re not dating…but it’s just a matter of time, trust me). So now I officially approve of Olivia’s decision to go NOT-buck-naked. She’s taking a stand for women’s rights or something. I’m down with that.
So anyway, Olivia, I support you, girl. I know you’ve got my e-mail address (I’ve e-mailed your site about 100 times), so you can reach me any time. I’ll be here for you. And I’m willing to travel.
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Okay I love this website, but this is getting a little weird. I can’t tell if you’re joking about this crush or not. Maybe you should stick to conspiracies. (the reason I’m here). I’m gonna go ahead and predict your future because I used to feel this way about a certain celebrity who I loved before she blew up (Jessica Alba). She’s gonna get married and then get pregnant. Just to let you know what’s coming. Still love the site by the way.
so sexy
It’s no worse than having a crush on a car or a robot, is it?
And Playboy isn’t all that bad. The articles are pretty interesting.
More Munn LESS CLOTHES
Roger that!!!
wow