So what’s all this about a fireball? No, no, sorry, it’s a rocket. No, no, sorry it’s a meteor. In Virginia? Can’t anyone see what’s really going on here? How could this explosion, landing, and immediate disappearance be anything OTHER than an ALIEN LANDING, squids? And who is this clown Chester they hired to purposefully confuse us? Yesterday everyone said it was another part of that Soyuz rocket, but then today our man Chester comes out saying no, that fell in Taiwan, so this must be a meteor, and oh ha ha, “Well, we’re all entitled to a ‘mulligan’ now and then, right.” NO! THIS IS SERIOUS STUFF, PEOPLE. You don’t watch a potential ALIEN ROBOT landing in Virginia and then make GOLF jokes, for jank’s sake. Well, this ruse has us unamused here at TRED and we will get to the bottom of this! Read more at Space.com
