Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

The UFO registery: Truth in numbers

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We aren’t even half way through February yet and so far the UFO registry has logged over 500 sightings this year!! Can every one of them be bunk??!? NO WAY! Is activity increasing or are people just now finally gaining the courage to speak up about what they’ve seen? The more we all refuse to be muzzled or bullied into silence, the less they can continue to sweep us under the rug. Wake-up-call time peoples. If you see it, report it.

See for yourself and submit your own reports. You are not alone!

Babes, MUNN, Video

What is the best day of the week? Munnday!

I’m not even going to type anything interesting here because I know you’re not even going to read it.

MUNN!!!!!!

Aliens, Conspiracy, Heroes, Video

Ronald Reagan knew the Truth.

This video is really old, like, pre-Leo old. It’s my new favorite president speaking to the UN about the very REAL possibility of intergalactic blood feuds. Somehow this powerful piece of truth has been off my radar for all these years, (no doubt concealed by the same people trying to tap my phone), but it only furthers what we all know.

He’s warning us from way back in time!!!!! He probably had meetings with them back in the day, bartering our freedom for endless access to our top quality filmed entertainment. I only wish all of our leaders had the sac to speak out and admit it.

Gipper, next time I Fuel the Jet, it will be for you.

Babes, General Geekiness

The Perfect Storm (troopers)

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Not to rain on Leo’s parade, but Livi isnt the only tasty geek treat on the intertubes…

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ROBO-WARRIOR SUCKS!

It’s a New Year And GER Still Blows!

We’ve got Robo-Dope shivering in his boots over at GER, looking over his shoulder, wondering, is today the day that TRED and all the TRED-heads hammer me into the ground like a little pissant? He’s so scared, he’s barely posted anything in a long effing time. And he should be, because our plans for his ultimate demise are still in the works. Any day now, any day now. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Aliens, UFOS, Video

The First Aliens of 2009?

A man in the UK shot this video first with his digital camera and then with his cellphone. Either way you slice it, looks like we got some UNIDENTIFIED FLYING REVELERS coming to check out our Earthly fireworks!!

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Pour A Glass Of Happy For 2009!

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Isn’t she beautiful, kids? Ahh, what a way to ring in the New Year at The Real Effing Deal. And we practically see a whole galaxy twinkling in that dainty sash… Ahh, she can work her Jedi Mind Trick on us anytime!

FTJ and Happy New Year!

KITTIES, Merch

Purr-Fect Timing!

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2009 is nearly upon us, so you all know what that means. TINY EFFING KITTENS!

Whether it be a late Xmas present or an early New Years gift, a Kitten Calendar is always a safe and awesome way to go!

Sharkatron3000’s got an itchy trigger finger poised over the SEND KITTEN CALENDAR button.

So get yours while supplies last! — DO IT! DO IT!!!!!

Aliens, Apocalypse, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

Hope you enjoyed your holidays – we’re all about to be slaves to the (robot) man

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We are all doomed. And I’m not referring to the current state of the global stock markets….

DailyGalaxy Explains why

Babes, MUNN

Is This Dancer or Prancer? And Do We Care?

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Our TRED honey, Miss Olivia Munn, is galloping back into our hearts this holiday season. We’ll take her FTW and raise it an FTJ! Seriously though, bloggets, she truly is the greatest present we could be given. Now if only we could get her under our tree…

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