Check it. A dude I met at last year’s Comic Con just sent me this link to a vid he posted today. He wishes to remain nameless as he’s got a few unpaid tickets for “moving violations” from cops who obviously hate skaters. Anyway, he just shot this footage yesterday — in fact, he didn’t see the bot in the background when it happened as he was in the middle of falling on his ass.
He only noticed it when he was uploading it. Knowing our mission to bring the world the truth about aliens and robots, he immediately forwarded me the link. Thanks, dude! I owe you!
So now we know: the bots operating unopposed on American soil. Cops, quit ticketing cool skaters and start doing something about the giant alien effing robots strutting around like they own the place — why don’t you ticket THEM?
I can’t BELIEVE none of this has gotten on the news. I mean, CNN, MSNBC and all those cable news networks spend half their time just showing clips from YouTube and Twitter feeds already. And yet they seem to care more about Ashton Kutcher’s grocery list than an alien invasion??? Obviously the government’s gotten to them. We here at TRED, however, are not the bureaucracy’s bitch.
I’m just glad homie didn’t get wasted by that robot.
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That thing was huge compared to the ones that we’ve seen so far… It pops up *behind* a 3 story building, and you can still see all of him from the waist up! It’s AMAZING that this thing didn’t make ANY sound as it ran off!!!!!!!!!!!
If you follow the link to the Skate or Die site, you can pause the video and advance it frame-by-frame. Feel free to study it further!
http://www.shredordie.com/videos/02f7b0fbd8/skating-at-the-beach
^ Whoops, my appologies there, the link’s correct, but I said to follow it to the “Skate or Die” site, pardon my old NES fauxpas there, it’s “SHRED or Die”
We’re not safe…
Okay, that one was pretty effing big.
Please be friendly, whoever you are.
i cant stand all of these (sideways) shots.
To be honest, it just moved too fast, like the one what happened in rome..and I’m sorry to say this but..
..it seemed like it’s fake to me. Everyone else could notice that.
@KaleidoscopeWorld:
I think you’re right about this vid, It’s too jumpy, the bot almost looks like 2D Flash animation… Plus the fact that NOONE else reported the sighting, saw anything, nor HEARD A GIANT ROBOT RUN OFF… leads me to believe that this one’s faked… I had my doubts when I first saw the video (noticing the lack of sound), but think you’re right on the money…
Now then, if I could just go watch something that makes giant effing robots look believeable… Maybe I should just go hit the theaters and escape into a fantasy world for a while…
it seems to fake, hmm I would get better video and pics