Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.” I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.
So, motorcycle, we have one question for you. To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you? Who who? Who who?” Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to. Why? Are you perhaps an ally? Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves? Talk to us! Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.
I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.” I’m guessing he completely freaked out. That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.
