This was just sent into TRED HQ and it’s got me REALLY looking over my shoulder now. I used to love me some remote controlled cars (trucks, tanks, whatever) when I was a kid! I even still have some in my room somewhere — I’m not using them, they’re just there. There’s nothing wrong with that. But anyway, now I’m thinking about destroying ALL OF THEM. First that model airplane from France goes nuts, now THIS! That thing nearly took out the ENTIRE WALL!!!!
The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE. Imagine what a giant one could do! That model plane just ran those French dudes down. This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block! That kid and his dad are effing lucky! For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!
What do you guys think about this?
Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!
This video is a great example of why we need to be VIGILANT, TRED-heads! Why we need to keep our eyes open, AND our minds, as we scour the world for sightings of alien invasion activity. After all these undeniable photos and vids of our new intruders “hiding out” (more like peeking out) all over this planet, it seems strange to pay attention to this fuzzy vid of an uncertain UFO sighting at King’s Dominion Amusement Park in Virginia. BUT! We must not take anything for granted at this point. Because these giant alien robots are getting here SOMEHOW — and from what we’ve seen, they might even be transforming themselves into UFOs to be their own inter-galactic transporters, right? So it’s possible — just possible — that this gray ring floating in plain sight was an alien robot scouting its perfect landing pad.
Or, as some observers have said, the ring is just a smoke ring from the nearby volcano ride at the park. Hmph. Well that’s not very exciting. And wouldn’t it be a shame if we all decided it WAS a smoke ring, and we blew it off (get it?), and then suddenly that thing landed and came to blow away our hometowns??? So, what I am saying is that we must be suspicious of EVERYTHING, we must investigate, we must never stop searching until we know the TRUTH! Because maybe the government planted those people with the volcano-smoke-ring theories to throw us off the scent. Or maybe — just maybe — we are being tested by the aliens to see which types of sightings we respond to — a little space reconn — so they can build up their arsenal of sneak attack strategies.
EITHER WAY, we must stay alert and be ready to smoke them out!
Check out this article about the GIANT lake beds now proven to exist on Mars! A three billion year-old lake the size of Lake Champlain and up to 1500 feet deep indicates heavily that there really was life on the red planet. Don’t worry peeps — there’s no one living there now, (like say, um, giant alien robots), but the article goes on to talk about the adjacent deltas, and says that deltas on Earth “rapidly bury organic carbon and other biomarkers of life” and that “astrobiologists believe any present indications of life on Mars will be discovered in the form of subterranean microorganisms.”
Why am I bringing this up right now when we seem to be enduring an invasive hail storm of clankhead aliens? Well, I’m just saying if their intrusion (and population!) keep growing, we might all need somewhere ELSE to GO, right? And hey — if life existed on Mars back in the roaring Noachan epoch, (kinda like the “Roaring Twenties” except 4.1 billion to 3.7 billion years ago), maybe life can thrive again? I’m just sayin’, it’s worth keeping an open mind. I mean, imagine the view, at least.
(Although while I just said there’s no life on Mars at the moment, we do have to keep in mind that pesky Beagle 2 Explorer which went “missing”. Is someone – or someTHING – walking that dog in the park as we speak?)
Yeah, Shark and Leo think I’m wacked, but listen: as much as I’m psyched for the imminent move toward college freshmandom, (especially after what we’ve done to our living arrangements and stay tuned for that announcement), I just don’t want to be running for cover in the dining hall because some twenty-foot tower of steel just ATE my RA, man. I mean, if life is about to be code orange like that, I’d rather live somewhere RED. You feel me?
I remember SOMEONE saying that there were no more aliens in Egypt. Uh, ex-squeeze me??? Just take a look at a photo i found while trolling photobucket. It’s from the Valley of the Kings. Now where is that…? Oh yeah…EGYPT!!! Notice the crazy shadow that could NOT HAVE BEEN MADE BY ANYTHING EARTH BASED!
My assessment is that it must be standing on the hill watching us earthling do our earthly things, not even trying to hide!
The person who posted it clearly doesn’t get the significance of this. Don’t you get it, dude? It’s an ALIEN!
Which means, all us humans are in this together. We gotta forget our differences and fight off the alien invasion as a united force or we’re finished!
Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.” I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.
So, motorcycle, we have one question for you. To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you? Who who? Who who?” Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to. Why? Are you perhaps an ally? Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves? Talk to us! Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.
I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.” I’m guessing he completely freaked out. That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.
I was just catching up on my email and found this message sent in by devoted TRED-head Mario Maisto all the way from Naples, Italy!
He attached a bunch of images (see below) along with this amazing analysis about UFOs watching Steven Spielberg’s film JAWS. Mario’s obviously put loads of time and effort into this, and its pretty rock solid as far as i can tell.
So if you want your mind blown wide open with truth, read on!
This video just came online a few hours ago, origin point: Berlin.
I ran the text through a translator app and got this:
“Have finally the traffic in the north of Berlin observed for my bachelor thesis (Automated identification of structures in the transport and far-reaching effect on the transport network in Northern Germany). Normally, very boring, but you look at this. My camera has totally gespinnt thereafter. The part was huge!”
I don’t know what “gespinnt” means, but he’s right, the “part” was effing huge!! It looks to me like that car actually TURNED INTO a bot. The physics just seem…impossible. Unless the Germans have invented some kind of morphing technology…or maybe learned it from aliens. Either way, here’s what worries me: if robots can hide IN PLAIN SIGHT, we’ll NEVER see it coming! We could all be surrounded by bots right now. What if this computer I’m using suddenly transforms into a killer cyber-organism because it doesn’t like what I’m typing??? Yeeesh!
Over the last few days we’ve had sightings CAUGHT ON TAPE in North and South America, Africa, Europe, Australia, and Asia — that’s SIX out of seven continents (and they’ve probably shown up in Antarctica but there’s no one there on vacation to capture them on video). Obviously, they’re becoming less and less concerned with remaining hidden. Which means they’re more and more concerned with something else — their mission to dominate earth!
I know I speak for Leo and Sharsky when I say, fear not TRED-heads, we are ON this! Do NOT freak out. I repeat, do NOT freak out. You’ll probably feel better with a little retail therapy. Maybe you should order something online. You could, I don’t know, maybe get a t-shirt or a hat. Hey, why not get something with the TRED logo? (Sorry for the hard sell. Leo says we’re “not going to make our numbers for this quarter” and we’re already in the planning stages of a BIG MOVE — more on that soon.)
Another TRED-head who’d like to remain anonymous just sent us this link. We’re the FIRST on the net to break this story.
Now we all know the Land of the Rising Sun is known for robots of all stripes — small to effing huge — so spotting a bot in Japan is normally no big deal. But this one’s LOOSE. And HIDING. And it looks more advanced than any Japanese robot I’ve ever seen. I’m starting to correlate all the data we’ve been getting for the last few days and all I can say is, this is NOT good, people. They’re landing, spreading all over the world, and lying in wait for…something. Why are they here? Either they want our resources, they want to enslave us, they want to use our planet as their new homeworld…or maybe something else. We’ll probably never know until it’s way too late.
Keep your eyes and ears open! Report what you find back here!
Remember that story I posted about a week ago about the strange invaders in Wisconsin? Well, a source who prefers to remain nameless (and we don’t blame you) was ACTUALLY THERE when this all went down. He contacted us and sent in a report along with awesome proof in pictures he took HIMSELF, which means there’s no media or government filter here — this is all straight from the horse’s mouth, raw and unedited. (He tells us there’s more where these pictures came from, but adds, “some of them I dont even dare to show.”)
Okay, okay. This guy got cute pictures and all. But what do they mean? Why would aliens come allllll the way over here just to sight- see in Eau Galle, Wisconsin? Well, I have a gut feeling there’s more to this UFO sighting than meets the eye. I think it might be down to the LETTER with this one, folks. See, at first I ran “Eau Galle” through the codebreaker app I’ve written, and I got “glee alau” and “alee gaul” (Looked that one up in Wiki — possible Napoleon/dictator reference? No, different spelling — I moved on.) My program also spit out some English words, like “legal” and “glue” — but there were still letters left over.
BUT HOLD ON THERE! Then I expanded my selection to include “Eau Galle, Wisconsin” — and suddenly it says, “NOW SEE US CALLING — A.I.” Omigod omigod. WTE. OMG. WTEIGOH? (That’s “what-the-EFF-is- going-on-here?” TRADEMARK!) Look long and hard at these pretty pictures people. Wisconsin ain’t just for cheese anymore. (shiver.)
The A.I. is calling us — question is: should we answer?
In just two short years, Leo Ponce de Leon Spitz has gone from unknown sixteen-year-old techie working out of his parents’ third bathroom off their kitchen in Lawrence, Kansas, to the savvy, international cybermedia mogul he is today.
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