According to our source, that ATM was robbed less than a minute after this photo was snapped. Which begs the question: What does a bot need with money? Well, one of our commenters theorized that maybe the alien robots have the technology to look like one of us. So if that’s true, then maybe they’d need cash as part of their disguise!

What a frightening thought, people! Now we need to be wary of cars, trucks, toys, and HUMAN BEINGS!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

It’ll take me a while to go through everything, much of it is crazy encrypted and almost un-hackable (almost) but here’s what i’ve been able to put together so far.

1. There’s TONS of documents, videos, and audio clips, which means this division was around a long effing time!

2. These guys were masters of disinformation.  Looks like they were pulling the wool over humanity’s eyes for decades.

3. X apparently used to work for these dudes.  I guess he decided he couldn’t live with the lies anymore so he turned on them.  And they came after him full force.

4. Someone shut down this agency about two years ago — around the time of the Mission City Incident.  Coincidence?  I think not!

5. X has been on the run since then — the government is still out to get him for violating his oath.  Even though he thinks of himself as a patriot, they think he’s a traitor.  He’s barely managed to stay alive.  Right now they’re closing in on him.  He doesn’t know how much longer he can evade them.

6. X made contact with us now because he’s worried that something horrible is about to happen and the people of the world need to know, even though using any form of communication at all puts him in grave danger.

If this brief write-up of what X sent me doesn’t freak you out enough or if you don’t believe any of what X has sent us, there’s more!

I got an e-mail from DevHawk with a link, a vid featuring data from this “Sector 7.”  Looks like he somehow got hold of a bunch of S7 robot sightings around the world with some audio clips of Agent X — who I’m guessing must be our X — talking about stuff that’s referenced in these files. Keep up the good work DevHawk, that’s some hella research.

If this is true, this cover-up goes deeper and wider than we ever thought.

There’s a lot more to this story!  As soon as we get to school and get everything back up and running, we’re gonna blow the lid off this whole conspiracy!

I agree with the guy who posted this video.  In a week, this thing could be kicking all our asses.  It’s a 60-foot-tall robot that’s MOVING.  OMEG!!!!!  So what I want to know is, WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???  Why is the Japanese government letting this happen?

Me, Leo, and Sharsky are starting to think that all the governments of  the world are in on the conspiracy.  The evidence keeps piling up.  Which is why we’ve had all these sightings across the globe, and yet you see NOTHING about them on mainstream media (which only shows what the government WANTS it to show).  Another reason to keep your browser locked here on TRED (you should probably make it your home page).

We’ll continue to bring up the news you won’t find anywhere else!

Wow, check out this statue!  No, not the naked toga dude, the GIANT ALIEN ROBOT posing seductively in the background!  That ain’t no leaning Tower of Pisa, people.  What would that thing be doing in Italy?  Wait a second– Rome is the origin of Western Civilization, I wonder if these intruders are scouting out a location to start THEIR civilization on Earth.  What if they’re going to vini vidi vici all over our asses?

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Stay alert, TRED-heads!  There could be a serious offensive in the works here…

This video  just came online a few hours ago, origin point: Berlin.

I ran the text through a translator app and got this:
“Have finally the traffic in the north of Berlin observed for my bachelor thesis (Automated identification of structures in the transport and far-reaching effect on the transport network in Northern Germany). Normally, very boring, but you look at this. My camera has totally gespinnt thereafter. The part was huge!”

I don’t know what “gespinnt” means, but he’s right, the “part” was effing huge!!  It looks to me like that car actually TURNED INTO a bot.  The physics just seem…impossible.  Unless the Germans have invented some kind of morphing technology…or maybe learned it from aliens.  Either way, here’s what worries me: if robots can hide IN PLAIN SIGHT, we’ll NEVER see it coming!  We could all be surrounded by bots right now.  What if this computer I’m using suddenly transforms into a killer cyber-organism because it doesn’t like what I’m typing???  Yeeesh!

Over the last few days we’ve had sightings CAUGHT ON TAPE in North and South America, Africa, Europe, Australia, and Asia — that’s SIX out of seven continents (and they’ve probably shown up in Antarctica but there’s no one there on vacation to capture them on video).  Obviously, they’re becoming less and less concerned with remaining hidden.  Which means they’re more and more concerned with something else — their mission to dominate earth!

I know I speak for Leo and Sharsky when I say, fear not TRED-heads, we are ON this!  Do NOT freak out.  I repeat, do NOT freak out.  You’ll probably feel better with a little retail therapy.  Maybe you should order something online.  You could, I don’t know, maybe get a t-shirt or a hat.  Hey, why not get something with the TRED logo?  (Sorry for the hard sell.  Leo says we’re “not going to make our numbers for this quarter” and we’re already in the planning stages of a BIG MOVE — more on that soon.)

I’m stunned. Just completely, utterly stunned. We are in giant effing trouble, people. Read the article at the DailyGalaxy and then go change your shorts.

FASS OUT

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