Okay, okay, calming down after the roller-coaster of emotions I’ve been riding since this story came out. The goddess of hot geekness Olivia Munn will appear in Playboy this summer — in fact, she’s being featured on the cover. So far so good: at least I know the peeps at Playboy know what they’re doing (although, WHAT TOOK SO LONG, HOMIES?).
But before you get all riled up, let me put the kaibosh on your Munn fantasies. She’ll be dressed. That’s right. DRESSED. IN PLAYBOY. I know what you’re saying: WhatyoutalkingboutWillis?
Yeah, at first I was super-bummed. Then I was like, yo, wait a sec. This is MY babe. I don’t want anyone else’s eyes all over my girl (yeah, yeah, I know: we’re not dating…but it’s just a matter of time, trust me). So now I officially approve of Olivia’s decision to go NOT-buck-naked. She’s taking a stand for women’s rights or something. I’m down with that.
So anyway, Olivia, I support you, girl. I know you’ve got my e-mail address (I’ve e-mailed your site about 100 times), so you can reach me any time. I’ll be here for you. And I’m willing to travel.
OliviaMunn.com
