Can barely type — too excited.  Okay, I don’t know about you, but I LOVED IRON MAN (man in robot suit — SWEET!)!  I mean, it couldn’t have been ANY better.  Well, okay, it could have been improved in one way: they could’ve cast Olivia Munn in it.

But I’m now willing to forgive that oversight, because the filmmakers have obviously learned their lesson for the sequel, WHICH WILL FEATURE THE BREATH-TAKING MISS MUNN!  Oh yeah, boyz, you heard me right!!!  Set your clocks for May 2010!!  Only 11 months to go….

OliviaMunn.com confirms the truth!

Oh, snap!  I can’t believe I missed this!  Many, many, MANY thanks to Methusalen for forwarding the link.  Friday June 19th will be the BEST DAY EVER!

We at TRED have been busy working on a lot of great stuff and it’ll all be coming your way soon.  We’re getting FLOODED with reports from people in the field!  Thanks everyone for sending in your material.  Keep it coming!

Methusalen, you ROCK!!!  FTJ!!!

As many of you know, the annual place to be when it comes to all things electronic gaming is E3. Many of you also know that you have to be a “professional” to get in.  So, we figured we’d go check it out and report back to all of YOU on the bevy of booth babes that would surely roam the convention floor.

But NOOOOOOO!!  Apparently, TRED isn’t “professional” enough for the fascists controlling access to the convention.  They denied our request to attend so we decided to “insert” some credentials into the E3 mainframe…both Sharkatron3000 and I tried backdooring the system to create passes but were again denied- they have some pretty powerful stuff– a bit suspect, actually.

So when Leo saw these pictures of all the babeliciousness (including his beloved Munn) he was way too bummed to even talk about it and asked me pass along the eye candy.

So here you are: enjoy the booth babes of E3….

Oh, and by the way, E3-Luddites, bloggers are the new generation — some of us are more professional than the so-called “mainstream media.”  So just you wait for next years’ expo.  Because the Fassinator is gonna get nasstinator on your assinator, and you’re gonna be very SORRY.  (Although, if you do decide to let us in, we’d love to come.)

Okay, okay, calming down after the roller-coaster of emotions I’ve been riding since this story came out.  The goddess of hot geekness Olivia Munn will appear in Playboy this summer — in fact, she’s being featured on the cover.  So far so good: at least I know the peeps at Playboy know what they’re doing (although, WHAT TOOK SO LONG, HOMIES?).

But before you get all riled up, let me put the kaibosh on your Munn fantasies.  She’ll be dressed.  That’s right.  DRESSED.  IN PLAYBOY. I know what you’re saying: WhatyoutalkingboutWillis?

Yeah, at first I was super-bummed.  Then I was like, yo, wait a sec. This is MY babe.  I don’t want anyone else’s eyes all over my girl (yeah, yeah, I know: we’re not dating…but it’s just a matter of time, trust me).  So now I officially approve of Olivia’s decision to go NOT-buck-naked.  She’s taking a stand for women’s rights or something.  I’m down with that.

So anyway, Olivia, I support you, girl.  I know you’ve got my e-mail address (I’ve e-mailed your site about 100 times), so you can reach me any time.  I’ll be here for you.  And I’m willing to travel.

OliviaMunn.com

Our favorite geek queen has decided to celebrate her 3 years on the air with some out of this world astronaut themed pictures.We whole-heartedly approve!

Congrats Livi, we salute you!

I don’t know what the Chickepdia is (note to self, find out) but they have just recognized the Munn as a Young Hollywood riser! I’ll say…

Anyway, we’re back up and running, so of course we need to get things started with a Munn photo:

A big THANK-YOU to the folks at Complex.com for bringing us the lovely Livi all wrapped in celluloid this Valentine’s Day! Who knew 80s technology could look so effing good?

Thanks to Complex for the eyecandy.

I’m not even going to type anything interesting here because I know you’re not even going to read it.

MUNN!!!!!!

Not to rain on Leo’s parade, but Livi isnt the only tasty geek treat on the intertubes…

Olivia is hot and all but the Fassinator’s taste runs on different tracks– and Yes, it’s a perfect storm when all those things things come together in one picture! Here we have a beautiful lakeside setting, bringing back our warm memories of the summer. We have the head of a storm trooper, bringing back warm memories of the best movies about ‘a galaxy far, far away’ of all time! And we have a fiiiine, hardbodied Real Effing Lady — which just frankly makes me WARM. And tattoos to boot! What kind of tantalizing alien message is being sent to us in those sultry swirls? Well, we don’t know because we are so distracted by the awesome BELLY-BUTTON RING that we just can’t focus on anything else.

Ahh, come to me, Sensual Surfer of the Sith!

See a whole gallery of Imperial sexiness at this fantastic gallery (except for the fat guys at the end)  that Geekologie put together

Isn’t she beautiful, kids? Ahh, what a way to ring in the New Year at The Real Effing Deal. And we practically see a whole galaxy twinkling in that dainty sash… Ahh, she can work her Jedi Mind Trick on us anytime!

FTJ and Happy New Year!