Posts Tagged ‘Bots’

Robotics Gone Wild

Building a Better Bot

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First off — I’M BACK!!  I know you all missed me.  “Where were you, Leo?”  Glad you asked.  I was at a three-day gaming competition.  I was SO rocking the HALO 3 tournament.  But after 72 hours of fighting the Convenant some 9-year-old dork finally beat me.  I think he was on steroids.  Or Red Bull.  And I didn’t appreciate his “unsportsmanlike conduct” after he won, either.  Nobody crunks at Leo Ponce De Leon Spitz!

Anyway, onto more important matters: a crazy scary robot story I just found here .  You don’t even have to read the article, which is pretty sciencey — nutshell, it talks about how this JAST org is trying to figure out how to make bots think (anyone else think this is a BAD idea?) — all you have to do is watch the vid.  I kept worrying that that robot was going to get super pissed at the idiot who can’t even put together a couple of blocks and rip his head off with that huge mechanical arm-claw.  (Although, if I’d been that bot, I might’ve gone berserk on that moron, too.)

It’s science dudes like this who create tech we can’t control which only makes the world a scarier place.  Here’s what they said about developing independent, thinking robots: “Before robots like this one can be let loose around humans, however, they will have to learn some manners. Humans know how to behave according to the context they are in. This is subtle and would be difficult for a robot to understand.”  Manners?  Um, yeah, like how TEARING PEOPLE’S FACES OFF is NOT good?!  I’m SO glad it will be “difficult” for these bots to understand.  Now I feel MUCH better….

Aliens, Image, Robotics Gone Wild

Alien robots invading down under?

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Check out these incredible pics taken in Perth, Australia and posted on Flickr.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

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It looks like it MOVED from one pic to the other.  Am I losing it?  Please tell me it’s just a crane.  A water tower!  (A water tower in the water?  Please just humor me, TRED-heads.)  I know, maybe it’s an oil well– yes, it must be an oil well.  A giant, flexible, multi-jointed, living oil well.  It is certainly NOT an alien robot, right?. . . BUT WAIT — there’s more—-

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Aliens, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

THINGS JUST GOT EFFING SERIOUS


So I’ve been cruising the WORLD wide web for the past week or so and I came across this Italian video.  I can’t read or speak Italian, so I don’t know what it says or what the people in the vid are saying (can anyone translate?), but it doesn’t matter because what I saw is SERIOUSLY freaking me out.  I dare you to go look at it yourself and say it doesn’t give you the willies!

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

Cute robot or are they testing us?


Gizmodo brings us the story of a cute robot “art project”…we dont really buy the “official” story and rather want to make sure we are ALL on alert as this is more than likely another attempt to test us, see if we are paying attention, the robots are smart, man. Really Smart….

Aliens, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

“Syonara” Babies: Are They Coming For Our Kids?

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Hey bot hunters! You only have to read the TAGS on this story to know all is not well in Tokyo. “MORE: APOCALYPSE, BAD DECISIONS, BAD IDEAS, CHILDREN, DOOMSDAY, FEAR, JAPAN, KIDS, KILLING MACHINES, LEARNING IS DANGEROUS, LEARNING IS FUN, NOT FUN, NOT GOOD, ROBOTIC DEATH, ROBOTS, SCARY, SCHOOL, TEACHER, UH-OH, WHAT ARE WE TEACHING OUR CHILDREN?”

This is some seriously wack ess, dudes. If you thought your Tenth Grade science teacher was STIFF back then…

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Conspiracy, Image, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

“Robot” Love? (Or So They Would Have Us Believe)

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Yo alien bot hunters — is this just some squids testing fate in a laboratory, or is this yet another cover-up? Researchers in Japan are claiming to have developed a robot with “feelings.” It became dangerously attached to a female intern at the lab and wouldn’t let her leave the room, until back-up was called in to cut the robot down. But here at TRED, we have a “feeling” that this wasn’t no mechanical failure! Wake up world — this was a REAL EFFING ALIEN trying to tell us something! Hostages? Human love? What the eff? See full story at Muckflash.

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

It’s Really Happening. They Are Coming for Your Loved Ones!

End of the human race, people. End of the WHOLE EFFING HUMAN RACE!

Watch this video and tell me you aren’t looking for the bomb shelter.

Or as geekologie put it WE’RE ALL AS GOOD AS DEAD!