Posts Tagged ‘Conspiracy’

Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mini-death-tank-BOT!

06.23.2009

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This was just sent into TRED HQ and it’s got me REALLY looking over my shoulder now. I used to love me some remote controlled cars (trucks, tanks, whatever) when I was a kid!  I even still have some in my room somewhere — I’m not using them, they’re just there. There’s nothing wrong with that.  But anyway, now I’m thinking about destroying ALL OF THEM.  First that model airplane from France goes nuts, now THIS! That thing nearly took out the ENTIRE WALL!!!!

The firepower from that tiny “toy” is INCREDIBLE.  Imagine what a giant one could do!  That model plane just ran those French dudes down.  This tank could’ve taken out a whole city block!  That kid and his dad are effing lucky!  For some reason I just keep watching the vid over and over and a chill runs straight down my spine every time!

What do you guys think about this?

Me, i’m fueling the effing jet and packing my things for the east coast!

Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Aliens, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

Rovers on Mars or Earth?

06.23.2009

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Agent Elemento P sent in a link to another alien robot story.  We keep hearing about how humans are sending “rovers” to the planet Mars.  But they keep crashing or getting wiped out somehow.  Only two have made it and are moving across the surface — if we can believe NASA.  And we all know how much we here at TRED trust the government.  The images these robots are supposedly sending back look a LOT like the Nevada desert with a red filter on it.  Come on, NASA, we all know how to do that effect on our laptops!

And those “rovers” look more like tiny and mid-size alien robots to me!  I wonder if these are like those bots we’ve been seeing all over the world hiding (more or less) in plain sight.  Which would mean NASA is on it, too.  Of course!  They’re probably using those things right now to track all of us truth-seekers down!

Post By: FASSINATOR

Aliens, Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, TRED, UFOS, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mission City Update!

06.22.2009

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So excited!! Just got a package from that mysterious Agent X! Wish I knew who this dude was so I could send him a candy-gram.  I love this guy!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

(more…)

Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Conspiracy, General Geekiness, high science

Teleportation Coming Our Way

06.22.2009

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Looks like those clever Aussies are back in the news, TRED-heads!  Doctor Jiri Janoucek and his team at Australian National University have moved us one step closer to actual teleportation as this article explains.

The team has been working on developing super fast quantum computers, but in the process has “developed a new approach to generating quantum entanglement in beams of light using only two parts.”  Apparently this  is one step on the yellow brick road towards teleportation, though the humble Australian scientist admits, “we have made one of these pieces that is only a tiny bit of the whole idea.”  So modest, Doctor!

But WAIT — maybe those giant alien robots that we’ve seen popping up like mushrooms all over the planet, are already USING teleportation like some kind of bridge through space!  Maybe that explains how we keep spotting NBEs without their starships, eh?  Maybe, just maybe, if there are some FRIENDLY robot ambassadors in the group, maybe they would even SHOW us how they’re doing it.  Imagine the uses!

For starters, this TRED-stud would teleport himself to the LAP of Mistress Munn herself.

Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

Another UFO Down Under!

06.19.2009

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Hey, TRED-heads! Devil127 just alerted us to something he heard on the radio about another UFO crash-landing in Bendaberg Queensland Australia.

Here are a few (1, 2) older stories about the same sorta deal down there, is this new info a rescue party or something? whats going on?

More government denials, this time from one of our major allies!  And I quote from the article: “So there we have it, yet another top ranking politician alluding to a government within a government that might know something about the topic but isn’t telling anyone, even elected officials and party heads.”  They know something, but what?  That we’re about to be invaded and they don’t want people panicking in the streets?  Or that the governments CONTROL these giant robots somehow, or maybe that they’re BUILDING them?

Either way, we DO know that it’s not just the U.S. government that’s covering this up.  It’s the ENTIRE EFFING WORLD!  I wonder if the U.N. is overseeing all of this?  Maybe it’s us against the whole planet.  Which is why what we’re doing here is more important than ever.  You want the truth, read TRED!

Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Aliens, Babes, Conspiracy, Image, MUNN, Video

Life on Mars? Maybe OUR lives!

06.18.2009

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Check out this article about the GIANT lake beds now proven to exist on Mars!  A three billion year-old lake the size of Lake Champlain and up to 1500 feet deep indicates heavily that there really was life on the red planet.  Don’t worry peeps — there’s no one living there now, (like say, um, giant alien robots), but the article goes on to talk about the adjacent deltas, and says that deltas on Earth “rapidly bury organic carbon and other biomarkers of life” and that “astrobiologists believe any present indications of life on Mars will be discovered in the form of subterranean microorganisms.”

Why am I bringing this up right now when we seem to be enduring an invasive hail storm of clankhead aliens?  Well, I’m just saying if their intrusion (and population!) keep growing, we might all need somewhere ELSE to GO, right?  And hey — if life existed on Mars back in the roaring Noachan epoch, (kinda like the “Roaring Twenties” except 4.1 billion to 3.7 billion years ago), maybe life can thrive again?  I’m just sayin’, it’s worth keeping an open mind.  I mean, imagine the view, at least.

(Although while I just said there’s no life on Mars at the moment, we do have to keep in mind that pesky Beagle 2 Explorer which went “missing”.  Is someone – or someTHING – walking that dog in the park as we speak?)

Yeah, Shark and Leo think I’m wacked, but listen: as much as I’m psyched for the imminent move toward college freshmandom, (especially after what we’ve done to our living arrangements and stay tuned for that announcement), I just don’t want to be running for cover in the dining hall because some twenty-foot tower of steel just ATE my RA, man.  I mean, if life is about to be code orange like that, I’d rather live somewhere RED.  You feel me?

Post By: FASSINATOR

Babes, Conspiracy, General Geekiness

Stealth Bots!

06.18.2009

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First off, I want to give a shout-out to all the people out there buying TRED merch!  You’re gonna look so effing cool.  Some people have written me saying they’re thinking about wearing their merch and getting together to go to the movies next Wednesday at 12:01 am.  The TRED gear will help them recognize each other.  Have a great time, dudes!!

Back to business. Ever helpful Agent Elemento P tracked down this story.

Okay, does anyone think it’s a GOOD idea to make robots that can sneak up on you?  What if this “algorithm” falls into the wrong hands?  The article calls it “creepy.”  Damn straight!  I’d like to avoid any “robots waiting in the shadows” if that’s all right with you, Dr. Park.

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

ROBOT SNAKES! ! !

06.18.2009

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Hey, TRED-heads!  I want to thank Emkay for the line on this story

Now we’ve seen robots that look like robots and robots that look like cars, trucks, and motorcycles, but this one looks like an effing SNAKE!  If humans can disguise robots as reptiles, think what the aliens could do!  Which means now we gotta check every animal we see to make sure it’s not a killer alien bot.  You never know, that cute little chihuahua might have a .50 caliber machinegun hidden inside it.

Beware of dogs!  And cats!  And everything!

Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS

The UK hit again! Vehicles electrically violated by EMP, but was it us or them?

05.17.2009

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AboveTopSecret reports on a story from the Gazette about a super strange and suspicious event from the land of fish and chips. It’s clearly an EMP but what is unclear is who was behind it? Was the Brit government testing out some new populace-controlling device or are our friends from outer space on a joy ride popping EMP blasts for fun? Watch your backsides people.

Post By: SHARKATRON3000

Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild

Helo-Robo Sniper- I, uh- run!

04.28.2009

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SERIOUSLY?!? Unmanned ROBO-COPTER ASSASSINS? Um, hide,
people. Just run and hide. Because when these fall into the wrong
hands – er, mechanical claws – we are ALL targets.

Popular Mechanics brings the crazy

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