Yes, people, it’s as bad ass as it looks. And by that I mean BAD. So much for Pokemon. Japan has just come out with a totally deadly, ambidextrous, robot “crane”. Um, yeah, like we can’t see what the purpose of this baby really is. But, is this for Japan to attack us, or to protect all of us from something EVEN DEADLIER? What do those Tokyo scientists know that we don’t? And this thing can even be REMOTE CONTROLLED in times of extreme danger – is that for it to obliterate US, or is that for it to battle giant alien ‘bots?
Now, I like Pokemon just as much as the next geek – I mean hey it’s what got me into Magic the Gathering, and we all know how awesome that schizzle is. But if I had known back then that those cute little creatures were just a precursor to this ROLLING QUADRIPEDAL TENTACLED DEATH BUGGY, I probably would’ve stuck to G.I. Joe. At least he’s got a HEART.
Many thanks to Geekologie for bringing this nightmare to our attention.
