I agree with the guy who posted this video.  In a week, this thing could be kicking all our asses.  It’s a 60-foot-tall robot that’s MOVING.  OMEG!!!!!  So what I want to know is, WHY ISN’T ANYONE DOING ANYTHING ABOUT THIS???  Why is the Japanese government letting this happen?

Me, Leo, and Sharsky are starting to think that all the governments of  the world are in on the conspiracy.  The evidence keeps piling up.  Which is why we’ve had all these sightings across the globe, and yet you see NOTHING about them on mainstream media (which only shows what the government WANTS it to show).  Another reason to keep your browser locked here on TRED (you should probably make it your home page).

We’ll continue to bring up the news you won’t find anywhere else!

Yo, yo!  This story on the Mission City Incident comes to us direct from one of our new sources, TheWave:

Mr. Leo,
You speak often of the Mission City Incident.  While I agree that the exculpation of Mendelson Robotics is most improper, I cannot help but feel you are focusing on the wrong end of the equation;

-Mecha are demonstrably possible-

So it is not the “rescue robots” whose design the Pentagon has refused to make public that are the real “unexplainable” events of July 2007 is the worldwide communications blackout, or as the incident report calls it “power surge from an unknown energy source.”

As there was very nearly a war that weekend, the Americans seem not to be the source.  So what crashes television, radio, satellites and landlines– but leaves local radio intact?  This is not a Solar Flare.

That is the real trillion-dollar question.

-TheWave

If the Army dude in this PopSci article can build an effing robot “designed to mimic human movements” in his garage, just IMAGINE what the Pentagon can do!!!!!

Just tracked down another sighting posted by a “leeboy92.”  I can’t make out what they’re saying (does anyone out there speak British?), but apparently he and his buddy Kelv messed with the wrong piece of machinery.

So, motorcycle, we have one question for you.  To quote Leo’s favorite band: “Who are you?  Who who?  Who who?”  Obviously you could’ve wiped out that whole party of Brits in no seconds flat or carried one of them off for some alien probing, but you CHOSE not to.  Why?  Are you perhaps an ally?  Or is your mission — whatever it is — simply more important than taking out a bunch of motorbike thieves?  Talk to us!  Tell us why you’re here, what you want, and maybe we can work something out. Otherwise all the hiding out is making everyone think you’re up to no good.

I am a bit concerned that leeboy92 hasn’t seen his mate Kelv since the “incident.”  I’m guessing he completely freaked out.  That’s what happens when you don’t read TRED — if he’d known that the bots were among us, he probably wouldn’t have gotten so spooked.

Some French dude named Vinny Lemans posted this video of his flying model airplane.  Watch it all the way through (hey, Vinny, ever heard of EDITING??).  It sounds to me like these guys weren’t expecting what went down.

Translation: “What does it scared me! My friend wanted to take a ride with my new plane, but he runs away! I was really amazed because I fell and I did see that watching the video! IT flees! I was really amazed because I fell and I did see that watching the video!”

So, it looks like the alien robots have infiltrated the toy industry.  That action figure on your desk could in fact be a killer bot just waiting for the right moment to strike!  I would check it every once in a while just to make sure it’s inert.  I keep thinking I see my R2-D2 model moving out of the corner of my eye, but every time I look over, it goes completely still.  Either I’m going crazy, or it’s really, really good at pretending to be nothing but an inanimate hunk of plastic and metal.

If anyone finds me dead and my R2 missing, you’ll know who did it….

Another TRED-head who’d like to remain anonymous just sent us this link. We’re the FIRST on the net to break this story.

Now we all know the Land of the Rising Sun is known for robots of all stripes — small to effing huge — so spotting a bot in Japan is normally no big deal.  But this one’s LOOSE.  And HIDING.  And it looks more advanced than any Japanese robot I’ve ever seen.  I’m starting to correlate all the data we’ve been getting for the last few days and all I can say is, this is NOT good, people.  They’re landing, spreading all over the world, and lying in wait for…something.  Why are they here?  Either they want our resources, they want to enslave us, they want to use our planet as their new homeworld…or maybe something else.  We’ll probably never know until it’s way too late.

Keep your eyes and ears open!  Report what you find back here!

At least, that’s what the headline will say when it HAPPENS.  Check out the story.

Yo, I’m all good with breakthrough medical technologies.  My problem comes when Dr. Davies says, “I may be biased, but I for one would trust my life with one of my robots.”

Bad.  Choice.  Once the bots have true artificial intelligence (hope you TRED-heads read about Fassinator’s amazing decode yesterday) they’ll realize that we’re weak and stupid.  And then it’ll be Order 66 for the entire human race.

Oh, and I wanted to say something else.  I run this site on the principles of free speech and the free market (word to your mother!), so I let my peeps Sharkatron3000 and Fassinator say whatever they want.  BUT I gotta say, I’m not down with Sharsky’s whole “maybe they’re friendly aliens” deal.  If they wanted to be friends, wouldn’t they just come down and say, “Yo, what’s up?  We’re aliens.  PEACE!” instead of sneaking around, abducting specimens, and hiding all over the planet?

Here’s my advice: You see an effing alien or a giant robot coming your way, you run the eff in the other direction!

You think this thing will want to be our friend? Cause it scares the eff out of me!

You do the math….

I, um, maybe we should turn around?

What would you do if you saw that thing? About a mile out you’re thinking “wow, that’s kinda big” but then you keep getting closer and it keeps getting bigger and you keep getting closer and then you TURN THE EFF AROUND!

This scary bit of metal destruction is brought to us by those equally insane folks at Geekologie.