As many of you know, the annual place to be when it comes to all things electronic gaming is E3. Many of you also know that you have to be a “professional” to get in.  So, we figured we’d go check it out and report back to all of YOU on the bevy of booth babes that would surely roam the convention floor.

But NOOOOOOO!!  Apparently, TRED isn’t “professional” enough for the fascists controlling access to the convention.  They denied our request to attend so we decided to “insert” some credentials into the E3 mainframe…both Sharkatron3000 and I tried backdooring the system to create passes but were again denied- they have some pretty powerful stuff– a bit suspect, actually.

So when Leo saw these pictures of all the babeliciousness (including his beloved Munn) he was way too bummed to even talk about it and asked me pass along the eye candy.

So here you are: enjoy the booth babes of E3….

Oh, and by the way, E3-Luddites, bloggers are the new generation — some of us are more professional than the so-called “mainstream media.”  So just you wait for next years’ expo.  Because the Fassinator is gonna get nasstinator on your assinator, and you’re gonna be very SORRY.  (Although, if you do decide to let us in, we’d love to come.)