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Aliens, Apocalypse, Conspiracy, Robotics Gone Wild, TRED, UFOS, Video

EXCLUSIVE! Mission City Update!

06.22.2009

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So excited!! Just got a package from that mysterious Agent X! Wish I knew who this dude was so I could send him a candy-gram.  I love this guy!

There’s a LOT of material on this flashdrive he snail-mailed me (and by the way, this guy is GOOD — I never even gave him my top-secret address).  It’s all got something to do with a “now defunct” clandestine part of the government, something called Sector 7.  Ever heard of it?  Neither did we.

The first thing Sharkatron and Fassinator were able to de-encrypt was the video you see above- are you serious?? WHAT IS THAT THING!?!

But there’s more…

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Post By: LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz

Aliens, Conspiracy, UFOS, Video

AUSSIE UPDATE – Even More UFOs in the Land Down Under!

06.21.2009

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Check out this new and very, very unnerving development from the land of Outback Steakhouse and Hugh Jackman.  This comes on the heels of our story just two days ago!  It’s really getting freaky-freaky down there.  Big-ups to Devil127 and Fyrehawk for the tips and links (story 1, story 2)

According to the “official” story, there was “no debris” or evidence of ANY KIND left in the crater…like some alien being did a galactic cannonball into the Australian desert and then just got up and WALKED AWAY.  I want to stay clear of any *thing* — bot or not — that can do that!  Imagine an elephant sitting on a juice box and you’re starting to get the idea.  SQUIRT!

Let me leave you with this, a quote from one of the articles: “Space authorities said it was not uncommon for natural material to hit the earth, with about 100 tonnes of material entering the earth’s atmosphere every day.”  That’s either 100 1-ton alien robots or 1 100-ton alien robot.  I don’t know which I’d prefer.  I think I’m going to go with NEITHER!

Post By: FASSINATOR

General Geekiness, Japanation, Robotics Gone Wild

Burn BABY Burn?! Giant Fire-Breathing Robot Baby Invades Japan!

03.30.2009

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The Japanese call this art. We here at TRED aren’t so sure — we think this may be the pre-cursor to a declaration of war. It has long been known that the Japanese have a greater respect and understanding of our circuitry-driven brethren that we do (and way more than the French). It would make perfect sense that they would strike a deal and team up- rather than combat a robotic takeover.

Crispy-fried video below!

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