
Okay TRED-heads, what is going on? I leave town for five seconds, and suddenly the planet is crawling with giant alien robots??? Check out this picture sent to us from a sharp-eyed bot hunter in MACHU PICHU! Machu Pichu, people. The ruins are lovely, but what the hell is that in the background??!?!? I don’t think he was there just to pick up some postcards. Besides, WHERE would he be sending those postcards? And TO WHOM? (Or to WHAT?)
Is this the planning of a full-scale invasion? I mean, first they’re all over Great Britain, then they hunker down in Wisconsin, (sure, I see that, I mean I like cheese as much as the next sentient being), and then AUSTRALIA, and now PERU? Is there a PATTERN here? Do these locations spell something out? If you connect the geographical dots, do they make a cute cartoon of a BRAIN-SUCKING DEATH BUNNY? Toto, I don’t think it’s safe here in Kansas anymore.