The Real Effing Deal » giant alien robots http://www.therealeffingdeal.com/blog Your daily source for UFOS, Aliens, Conspiracies and babes Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:11:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 That Is Not a Gorilla! http://www.therealeffingdeal.com/blog/that-is-not-a-gorilla/ http://www.therealeffingdeal.com/blog/that-is-not-a-gorilla/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:51:27 +0000 LeoPonceDeLeonSpitz http://www.therealeffingdeal.com/blog/?p=1743
A dios mia!!!  TRED-heads, you need to check out this video.  Watch the upper right for what looks like a grande effing robot! Australia, Peru, now SPAIN!  Either there’s one bot-like entity on a world-wide tour, or there are LOTS of them hiding out effing EVERYWHERE.
Dudes, seriously.  I’ve never seen anything like this before.  Either someone’s yanking our chain here, or we’ve got giant robots — possibly giant ALIEN robots — appearing all over the effing globe. I suggest you go back and bone up on your “How to Survive a Robot Uprising” book, the one we mentioned a few months ago right here on TRED.

And, yo, if you see something else like this, send it to us ASAP (and not to ANYONE else, if you know what I mean).

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Okay TRED-heads, what is going on?  I leave town for five seconds, and suddenly the planet is crawling with giant alien robots???  Check out this picture sent to us from a sharp-eyed bot hunter in MACHU PICHU!  Machu Pichu, people.  The ruins are lovely, but what the hell is that  in the background??!?!?  I don’t think he was there just to pick up  some postcards.  Besides, WHERE would he be sending those postcards?  And TO WHOM?  (Or to WHAT?)

Is this the planning of a full-scale invasion?  I mean, first they’re  all over Great Britain, then they hunker down in Wisconsin, (sure, I  see that, I mean I like cheese as much as the next sentient being),  and then AUSTRALIA, and now PERU?  Is there a PATTERN here?  Do these  locations spell something out?  If you connect the geographical dots,  do they make a cute cartoon of a BRAIN-SUCKING DEATH BUNNY? Toto, I don’t think it’s safe here in Kansas anymore.

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