Yo, TRED-heads, thanks to our dedicated detective Agent Elemento P, we’ve got another spine-tingler here for you.  Watch this video of new robot cop technology — the action starts at :44 seconds in, and tell me you don’t get chills.  (The dramatic score helps.)

These Real Effing Robo Cops are smoother than C3PO, lighter than the Terminator, and WAY MORE DEADLY than Wall-E.  (They’re not as cute, either.)  Just seeing the second robodude surrounded by all those flesh and blood humans is nerve-wracking — I keep waiting for him to go rogue and take out an entire marketplace in one 360-degree discharge of his machine gun appendage.

And what of those little guys in the woods?  They seem like toys, but I bet they’re the MOST deadly — it’s all about the element of surprise, right?  One of those little buggers could slip into your garage unnoticed and hide behind the lawn mower.  I’m just sayin’.

When this planet finally gets itself together, we can use these human-controlled robot snipers to defend against alien invaders.  Nothing  like some Earth-robot-on-alien-robot action.  But stay alert TRED- ers, because these “cute” Robo-killers MUST NOT FALL INTO ENEMY HANDS!